A couple of weeks ago Owner asked me to audit our current collection of sex toys - and also to research ideas for potential new toys. My audit was quite comprehensive and i am delighted to say that Owner commended me on the level of detail i had provided. You can find jpeg copies of the audit i conducted of our current toys below - including Owner decision as to whether She wants that toy to be disposed of or retained.

Current Sex Toy Audit

Ideas For Possible New Toys

Owner has requested that i provide Her with some additional details about some of those potential new toys She has expressed an interest in.

In the meantime, Owner has been reviewing my performance during the month of February. Owner noted that, although my performance was generally good, i nonetheless let Her down on three occasions. Consequently, Owner has stipulated some punishments/corrective measures that i am to undertake as a consequence of each of these failings on my part.

The first, and most serious misdemeanour of mine was that i purchased a hair reducing product without consulting Her. Owner responded to this by stating that,

'This was done on purpose without consulting Owner because pet knew Owner would disapprove.  This also has to do with two aspects of pet’s personality that can crop up sometimes:
¨ A tendency to be shallow and to worry too much about his appearance
¨ Insecurity about his looks
If Owner wanted pet to change anything about him she would say so.  I hope this is self-explanatory.
Corrective measure:
pet will not wear any make for 2 weeks starting from Monday 10th of March'.

My second misdemeanour was that i made a sexual advance on Owner in order to try to satisfy my own selfish sexual desires, to which Owner has responded by stating,

'As agreed in pet’s development plan he should not seek to make sexual advances on his Owner.  This is also self-explanatory.
Corrective measure:
This corrective measure has started – pet has been requested to do a toy inventory for Owner with the purpose of keeping only those that would satisfy Owner’s desire.  He has also been asked to add any suggestions for new toys that would also serve that purpose. 
Any new toys that Owner decides to acquire will be paid for by pet.'

Last, one of the sandwiches i made for Owners lunch last week contained cream cheese but i forgot to inform Her of this in order that She could place the sandwich in the fridge at Her work. As a result Owner has said,

'Not the first time that pet attempts to poison Owner and this conversation has been had in the past and it’s becoming repetitive.
Corrective measure:
Next week, pet will not be allowed to have dinner with Owner during week days.  He will have his dinner in the kitchen, like a low rank servant, and he will be totally naked. 
From Monday 10th of March to Friday 14th of March.'

i am truly grateful to Owner for each of Her punishments and am extremely sorry to have let Her down so last month.


Mistress Marie said...

Very nice job with your task for the toy collection.

I like the purple thing for women to pee. Have yoh two experimented with her peeing in your mouth? I don't recall reading about that on your blog.

I think your punishments were more than fair and will serve as good reminders for you. I am sure you will do better :)

Happy pet said...

Thank you Mistress Marie, Owner commended me for the toy audit.

Yes i was intrigued by the purple pee thing and although being pissed on by Owner is something Her and i have talked about it is not something we have ever done. However, i confess o finding the idea very appealing.

i also agree with you that my punishments are fair and justified, i am just sorry to have let Owner down so.


p.s. Owner is currently reviewing my overall development performance to assess whether i warrant progressing to the next stage of my development or not.