This evening whilst dusting i did so wearing 4 vicious electricians/construction clamps attached to my chastised clitty. This is what the clamps look like;

And here i am with the four of them in situ

As part of my development and training to become a better wife i need to ensure that at least once a week i clean wearing clamps. These particular ones are spring loaded and certainly make their presence felt as you might be able to tell from the slightly forced grin i have in this photo taken once the dusting had been completed :).