When Owner and I visited Berlin a little over a month ago we had an unexpected encounter in an outdoor market. We were browsing the many hundreds of stores selling artisan wares, clothes and other items when we stumbled, quite by chance, across a stall belonging to a local artist whose business goes by the name of tinyasspaintings.com
As the name suggests the artist who runs this company specialises in taking on commissions of people’s backsides which he then renders onto miniature canvasses. Owner was immediately intrigued and, after a brief discussion, agreed that She wanted to commission a tinyass picture of my derriere. The artist advised that She send him a photograph of my backside which he could work from to create a miniature painting of my bum.
Fast forwards a few weeks due to a slight customs delay and….ta dah! The miniature painting of my backside has arrived. Below is a photograph of the artwork and below that the photo Owner took that the artist worked from.
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| i have even been painted in my favourite colour |
Owner is delighted with the resulting painting and we would thoroughly recommend tinyassspaintings.com should you too fancy a picture of a favourite bum for your mantelpiece.

