Have You Ever Fucked On Cocaine, Santa?

Yes, it's that time of the year when you settle down to watch a classic Christmas movie, like Die Hard or Planes, Trains and Automobiles. Well, that is not what you will find here, not on this naughty little blog.

No, what you get here is sluttiness and submission, with a dash of silliness thrown in. So when Owner instructed me to entertain Her by re-creating the scene from Basic Instinct when Sharon Stone crosses and uncrosses her legs and reveals she has gone commando, well i thought i would give it a bit of a festive twist. 

So here it is, the version of the interrogation scene from Basic Instinct that you never knew you needed as performed by moi, poppet subslut. So, lights, camera, action and...

But definitely no clit on view in this edition, it is safely locked away and will be at least until Spring '24.

With apologies to Ms Stone whose version and whose acting is so, so much better. If you want to compare my efforts with hers you can view the original here.

Incidentally, this may well be my last post of 2023 as Owner heads off to Her family at the end of the week and i won't catch-up with Her again until New Years eve, in Spain. We will then be together at Her family's for a bit before returning home to London. So, if this is the last post of 2023 all that is left to say is to wish you all a very merry Christmas and a Happy New Year. 

Owner and i hope that Santa's bulging sacs fill you with delight and that 2024 proves to be a memorably naughty one for you all.

A Tough Week Ends In the Pink

Well, thank god this week is finally over, it felt like it would never end! To start with, Owner was spectacularly unwell at the start of the week having contracted some sort of nasty 24hour plus virus which meant that nothing stayed in Her stomach very long. i felt really sorry for Her and tried my best to nurse Her but i had to also go into work as i was booked for a variety of in-person events etc that i could not get out of. Consequently, poor Owner was abandoned at home feeling awful.

Thankfully, She is now fully recovered. However, that combined with the fact that i also had a full-on week at work with multiple events etc meant that the two of us literally staggered through the week. i was excused my duties most evenings and the two of us just flopped down on the sofa with fixed, thousand yard stares. It was that kind of a week.

But hey, the week is over and the weekend has begun, yay! Today is also the 16th of the month which means, double yay, an outdoor challenge! This time the dice came up with a location that is literally just around the corner from where we live and an instruction to wear my short, pink, summer dress...in December.

i am sitting typing this still wearing my nightie and dressing gown (it's not yet 8am) wondering what lingerie to pair with the dress and what accessories to wear - yep, these are the kind of dilemmas i routinely face in life :). It's an opportunity for the neighbours to again get to see what sort of slutty tart lives amongst them!

i also need to finish off my Christmas shopping at some point this weekend. No need to panic...yet.

There is also some sadness in our little flat. A sadness that comes from the knowledge that in less than a week's time i will be escorting Owner to the airport and waving Her goodbye as She heads to Her family in the North of Spain for the holidays. i will join Her on New Years eve but not before first traveling to the SW of England to spend Christmas and Boxing Day with my Dad and then flying out to the opposite side of Spain to Owner to stay with my sister and to see my mum, who is spending Christmas/New Year with her, on her birthday. i will then fly across Spain on New Years eve to be reunited at last with the love of my life, my Owner. We'll both then travel back to blighty shortly after Three Kings.

Meanwhile, in cheerier news, the last outdoor challenge of the year completed and it was a lovely cheeky one

a quick flash of arse

My task was to wear my pink short dress in the street just around the corner from our flat. i love going outside and posing like a bit of a neighbourhood tart, as you can probably tell. Here i am, about to leave the flat, clearly quite excited

Before posing like the happy little exhibitionist slut i am

It was surprisingly quiet out, only one person saw me the whole time i was posing in the street. 

On returning home and showing Owner the pictures She commented that i pose much better than i used to. i don't know if others would agree but hopefully i am learning how to pose a bit better than i once did.

Anyway, i hope you like the pics? It was a fun way to start the weekend after what has been quite a tough week. Take care all.

Naked in Nice

So Owner and i are just back from a short trip to Nice on the cote d'azur in the South of France. Despite it being December we were blessed with a few days of glorious winter weather, with just the one day of rain. We even squeezed in a short side trip to Monaco. Oh and yes and i also ended up naked in public, but more of that later.

Truth be told we were both exhausted when we arrived. We have both been extremely busy with work. Our plan on arrival had been to find our AirBnB, go to a supermarche, get some provisions and then collapse. But, best laid plans and all that. 

It was a glorious winters day and so, after stocking up on provisions, we headed out to the seafront to walk along the promenade des anglais. Next we went up the colline de chateu to admire the view back across the city of Nice and the waterfront. It looked lovely with the hills and mountains in the background, some of which were snow-capped.

Then, as the sun set over the horizon, it painted the cote d'azur in amber and golden hues, creating a quite spectacular scene

Parading back along the promenade des anglais the waterfront came alive with the lights of some of the hotels and festive decorated palm trees. It was a lovely evening stroll. Somehow it reminded Owner and i of Miami.

The following day was wet. We visited the Russian Orthodox Cathedral

Then walked around the (largely deserted) old town

To escape the rain we went to the Musee du Palais Lascaris. It is set in a house with an amazing interior and contains a wonderful collection of old musical instruments, some of which neither of us have ever encountered before.

It also contains some 18th century porn! Yes, stuck on the inside lid of a piano was this delightful scene of a woman fondling another woman's breasts.

Saturday dawned bright and sunny and so we set off on the short train ride to Monaco.  The principality did not disappoint with its parade of the wealthy, their toys and their pets. Sadly, Owner only had me to accompany Her.

Here i am on the steps of the casino

Having 'done' Monaco we jumped back on the train for the short trip back to Nice. Upon arrival we headed back to the old town. Unlike the day before this time the place was lively with all the shops and bars open. After a spot of retail therapy we ended up having a few beers and some delicious charcuterie.

It was then that the nakedness happened. No, i did not strip off in the bar (not something i have ever done in my life....but as they say, never say never....). No. My nakedness occurred when we got back to our AirBnB and Owner instructed me to pose naked outside on the balcony, a balcony overlooked by many other apartments.

So, here i am, naked in Nice complete with wheat beer belly.

Owner also made a little video of me on the balcony

Then She got creative with some of the settings on my phone. Firstly, spotlighting my butt

Then giving me a very appropriate beret and a, perhaps less appropriate, pink halo

Then finally She created these. i know it sounds completely narcissistic to say this but i love the following images and wish i actually looked like this in real life, albeit with breasts too (and less of a belly - i blame the wheat beers i had been drinking), but i know Owner likes me as i am. Still i can daydream.

i quite like the fact that the AI in the phone camera decided i was a girl and sought to feminise me further, even though i am obviously not one. Actually, i was referred to a few times as mademoiselle whilst we were there, which made me smile every time i heard myself referred to this way.

Incidentally, whilst these pictures were being taken i was conscious of at least one other person watching what we were up to from an apartment opposite. Knowing there was an audience obviously made the whole impromptu photo shoot that much more fun!

The next and final day dawned bright and sunny again and provided Owner and i with a last opportunity to head back down to the waterfront and have a stroll and lunch before heading to the airport and our flight home. Whilst we were in Monaco Owner bought me a lovely glittery t-shirt. i wore it this final day and happily posed in it on the promenade - this time with a few more clothes on!

i leave you with a few final shots of Nice in the sunshine. It was a lovely short trip.

DIY Pet

Saturday found yours truly in a most unnatural environment (for me that is), namely up a ladder, paint roller in hand, painting and decorating the spare room. Owner had instructed me to re-paint the room so that She could then furnish it more to Her taste. It is actually quite a small room so it did not take me too long.

Owner professed Herself to be very happy with the results when She inspected the room this morning in daylight. So much so, in fact, that She took me out to lunch as a reward for my efforts. So it was that at around 1pm we both sat down for a delicious Turkish feast. Here i am, about to tuck in

Even though i had worked up quite an appetite from a morning of exercises and some housework my eyes proved to be larger than my stomach and i had to leave some of my food.

Decorating aside it has actually been a very relaxed weekend. We both went out for some drinks, gossiping and people watching after work on Friday night. The occasion was the news that Owner had got the job She had applied for at work so it was a bit of a celebration. i am super proud of Her.

In short, it has been a productive but quite a chilled weekend

Human Sex Toy

One of the things that i have always loved about my life with Owner is how She has always made it completely clear that my body is Her personal sex toy to be used by Her for Her pleasure in any way that She chooses, whenever She so chooses. My own sexual gratification is not relevant, for instance, so far this year i have been allowed just one solitary orgasm of any kind, but that is not to say i don't derive pleasure from being used as Her sex toy. Far from it. i love it and would not want to be treated in any other way by Her. i just pretty much never get to climax.

Take the Sunday just gone for example. i awoke feeling tired and sleepy, so much so that after lunch Owner sent me back to bed. However, She had something else on Her mind that letting me fall asleep. Shortly after i had crawled under the sheets, still fully clothed (what can i say, i was tired!) She entered the room and slipped into bed beside me. Her hands immediately started to roam across and caress my clothed body. She worked Her hands up my top, pushed up my bra and teased my nipples. She slipped Her hand into my panties and stroked the smooth entrance of my pussy. She cupped my caged clit in Her hand and spanked my bulging bits with Her free hand. i moaned in response and spread my legs wider for Her trying to make my body as available to Her as possible. i am, after all, a slut.

It wasn't long before Owner had fully dis-robed me. She took off my knickers, rolled down and removed my stockings and suspenders, pulled off my top and undid my bra leaving me naked save for my chastity cage and the electronic shock device, still attached to the base of my clit.  This was also soon discarded to afford Her an easier target to strike my plump, swollen labia with Her hand. 

Owner teased and caressed me. She touched, stroked and caressed the entrance of my pussy.  She pulled and tugged on the long silver chain that connects each of my pierced tits and stroked my areola and the tip of my nipples, causing me to squirm with pleasure.  My level of horniness shot up. Next She stripped off, draped Her knickers over my head so that i could inhale Her exquisite scent then She straddled my buttocks, pushing me face down into the pillows, trapping and immobilising me between Her thighs. 

With me pinned face-down down between Her legs She took out one of Her vibrators, positioned it against Her clit and proceeded to bring Herself off.  As i lay aroused and frustrated beneath Her She ground Her pussy against my backside as Her vibrator purred and hummed until She came, quivering and moaning and grinding against my buttocks. Owner did this again and again until She was fully spent. All the while i was positioned face down beneath Her, marveling at the sound and sensation of Her riding my derriere to one climax after another.  My eventual reward came in the form of being briefly allowed to suckle on Her fabulous breasts as She lay naked beside me. Then, having got what She wanted from me She got up and left me to sleep.

Later that same day i found myself once again positioned face down, but this time in a kneeling position on the sofa so that She might cane me and spank my (still aroused) swollen labia with a wooden salad server. It was a painful reminder of Her power and authority over me.

the cane and the salad server used against my bottom and bits

Being treated to the sound and feel of Owner climaxing on top of me, suckling Her breasts and feeling the warmth of Her cane on my buttocks was not the only treat i received from Her. Earlier in the day i was also gifted a delicious glass of Her golden wine to consume. Which i eagerly did.

It was a morning serving and Her piss was particularly rich and flavoursome. At first i used to prefer Her afternoon or evening piss as it is lighter and less heady. But now i love Her morning pee. i love the darker colour, the more intense aroma, but i especially love the taste. It is more concentrated and bitter and i am so grateful to Her each time She gifts it to me to drink. Two of my favourite pleasures in life are a) licking and tasting Owners anus and b) drinking Her urine. i am quite a dirty little slut.

Sex, caning and piss drinking was not all we got up to at the weekend. On Saturday we made a day trip to Chichester, a pretty medieval city in the English countryside and the capital of the county of Sussex. It has a beautiful little cathedral, which we both admired, and a lovely canal walk. Owner took me for lunch. The weather was fine and we both had a lovely day out. Her are a couple of (not that great) pictures

Chichester Cathedral

The city square

Inside the cathedral

a mini tugboat on the canal

View of the canal from a bridge - there is a Turner painting of this same view

Hoping all readers are well. Take care.

Pink, Piss and Pissed

Owner and i have enjoyed quite a relaxed day today. After completing my studies, exercises and chores the two of us headed out after lunch to a local cafe for some much needed caffeine. This was followed by a spot of shopping before we returned home.

After unpacking the shopping i stripped off down to my stockings, attached a pair of clamps to each of my nipples and then presented myself to Owner to be caned. She used the thin cane on me today and left my bottom and the backs of my thighs looking a little blush.

Caning completed i thanked Owner by giving Her a back massage.

Later in the afternoon Owner presented me with a delicious glass of Her urine to drink. It was lighter and less aromatic than Her morning piss which tends to be darker and more robust. i eagerly knocked it back in one. i really do love drinking Her pee and consider myself to be very lucky to get to drink it as regularly as i do

Meanwhile, Owner continues to have fun with the electro-shock device that is now attached to my clit at all times when i am at home, night and day. Yesterday, after we had both finished work, Owner invited me to have some drinks with Her in the lounge. We both got a little tipsy and She amused Herself greatly by zapping my clit repeatedly. 

Today She zapped me as i was bringing Her a glass of water that She had requested, causing me to spill Her drink in the hallway. i was suitably apologetic and quickly mopped up the spillage but consider myself lucky not to have been zapped again for allowing Her drink to spill in the first place. Owner definitely seems to love knowing that She can electrocute my clit whenever She feels like it and She clearly enjoys doing so. For me, it is proving to be an excellent means of ensuring that i am constantly aware of Her authority over me as well as being a great way of Her getting my undivided attention whenever She wants it. Wherever i am in the flat She can now summons me to Her side at the mere click of a button.

i hope everyone else is having an equally enjoyable weekend?