First, Owner has made it very clear that any repetition whatsoever on my part of my failures of the past weekend will see my current wife development phase extended for a further 4 months before i have any chance of progressing onto the next stage of my development. More specifically, for each of my offences Owner has determined the following;
1 - Leaving expired food in fridge and allowing bread to go mouldy - our next big supermarket shop is to be paid for entirely by me. Furthermore to study this article in the Organised Housewife and develop a more organised way of storing and keeping food and present Owner with a proposal for a 'more organised kitchen'
2 - Not emptying bins before leaving for the weekend - to empty bins outside each day wearing no shoes - just in bare feet with painted nails (ours is a communal building)
3 - Having an alcoholic drink without permission - no alcohol permitted until we go on our next holiday
4 - Buying a picture (thus spending money) without consulting Owner or seeking Her permission - i am to sell some of my possessions on e-bay to offset the expenditure
5 - Not texting Owner to check She approved of the clothes i proposed wearing one of the days we were apart (i always normally check daily with Her what i can wear) - to wear the same clothes every day next week
i am extremely grateful to Owner for these punishments and, all things considered, i think She has again shown what a kind and considerate Owner She is by taking time to devise such punishments. i know i am lucky that the consequences were not more sever on this occasion.
i also mentioned a few weeks go that Owner had sent me the link to an excellent blog about a Canadian lady who attempted to live her life with her partner as a 1950s Housewife. The blog is a very interesting (and funny) read. Owner instructed me to suggest ideas to write 1750 words for Her about to how i too could become more of a 1950s style housewife for Her. i duly drafted my thoughts and Owner has identified an initial set of my suggestions that i am now to enact and incorporate into my life with Her. These additional activities are as follows;
1 - Create a More Comfortable and Beautiful Home
- Wife to shave her body every two days and moisturise daily
[Edited 12th May as when page originally published 11th May it there was an error on the page which prevented previous blog entries from displaying, original page deleted then re-published as above]