As you can see this was an ingenious sport and one i felt confident i might do well at, unlike say tennis a game i totally fail to see the point of and which i was always hopeless at as well. Anyway, i digress. The aim of the 'marathon' was to select X and Y cards which determine where, with what and how the competitors pussy was to be fucked e.g.
The beauty of the game, as Owner highlighted, is that with judicious shuffling of the cards it can be repeated again, and again, and again. i look forward to the extension pack!
Anyway, the game started and i entered fully into the sporting spirit and am pleased to report that i did give of my best! The following are some action shots taken during the course of the event (the easily offended may want to look away now...though why you're here in the fist place beats me!)
There were 10 parts of the marathon to complete and with each one done these were chalked up on the multi-media scoreboard Owner had strategically placed in the kitchen
As you can see, interludes were provided during the event to enable Owners pet to continue with my normal tasks and duties. However, at the end of a long, gruelling, and wonderfully exhausting event! i was deemed by Owner to have successfully completed the 'slut marathon'. i had a congratulatory 'winners' laurel placed on my head and was allowed to pose for a photo with some of my 'momentos' from the day! Oh what fun we both had. As Owner said after, there was never really any doubt i would complete the marathon as i am a complete slut.
