Euro Slut

It probably has not escaped your attention that football's 2020 European Championship (postponed from last year due to Covid) is underway, it certainly hasn't escaped Owner's who takes a greater interest in such matters than i do. That said, three nations from the UK are competing this year, England,Scotland and Wales. Owner's home nation Spain is also taking part.

The start of the competition got off to a near tragedy yesterday when one of Denmark's players collapsed on the pitch and had to be administered CPR. Thankfully, he survived. i just hope he goes on to make a full recovery.

As i mentioned football is a game which Owner takes a greater interest in than i do. However, ever since i have known Her She has always gone out of Her way to make this competition more interesting and engaging from my perspective. She transforms what is often described as the 'beautiful' game into a more challenging/experiential game for yours truly. Ensuring that i become fully vested in the outcome of each stage of the competition by having the outcome result in direct consequences for me. This 2020 competition is no different.

Once again, Owner has devised a little game. A game which relates to the outcome of each stage of the competition and which can result in consequences for me. This year's game will be running as follows:

Group Stage

Owner and i have both selected the teams(and separately sealed our answers inside an envelope) that we feel will top the table in each of the 6 qualifying group stages of the competition. i genuinely have no real idea so just picked a country from each group who i have heard are quite good at football (although i guess they all are as otherwise they would not have made it to the competition...right?).

At the end of the group stage matches whichever of us has got the most group winners from our chosen teams wins.

• if i won i have to complete one more of the randomly selected twice weekly tasks i have to do every week i.e. be Owners' footstool, wear Owners' knickers to the shops, be clamped etc, etc. i need to complete this task the day the group stage ends.
  
• if i lose i have to complete an extra one of the above activities for each wrong answer i picked i.e. up to six. i need to complete this task the day the group stage ends.
• in the event of a draw then nothing happens

Round of 16

In this round we both have to guess which teams will make it through to the quarter finals. The winner is the person (Owner or me) with the most correct guesses

• if i win i will receive an extra caning at the end of the round of 16
  
• if i lose i will receive an extra caning for each wrong choice i made at the end of the round of 16. This means that, potentially, i could receive up to eight canings that day....Eeeek!!
  
• in the event of a draw then nothing happens

Quarter Finals

At the start of this stage of the competition we both have to choose which teams we think will make it to the final

• if i win i have to deepthroat a dildo at the end of the quarter finals
  
• if i lose i have to deepthroat a different dildo for each incorrect choice at the end of the quarter finals
  
• in the event of a draw then nothing happens

Semi Final

As the competition nears its' climax Owner and i have to choose which teams we think will make it through to the final

• if i win i have to complete an outdoor challenge that week
• if i lose i have to complete two outdoor challenges that  week
• in the event of a tie then nothing happens

Final

The decisive match.  We each have to guess who will win

• if i win i will be fucked with the giant dildo after the final
  
• if i lose i have to complete an outdoor challenge wearing a butt plug and nipple clamps after the final
  
• if neither of us chose the winner nothing happens

It will definitely keep me interested in the outcome of each stage of the competition. We have each secretly made our choices for the group stage and we await the outcome of  that to see who won. i guess i am lucky that i was not given a handicap and asked to choose the outcome of each stage, all the way through to the final, at the start.

The envelope with Owner and my team choices sealed inside

In other news, i will also be receiving a caning today