We're Back

Owner and i had a fabulous time in the Czech Republic. We actually arrived back over a week ago but courtesy of the incompetence of our internet service provider (BT if you're interested) we had over a week of no broadband connection at all. Oh well, we are now very much back on line.

The holiday was fabulous and it was so great to go somewhere where, Prague aside, English is not that widely spoken forcing recourse to phrasebooks and pointing. It was great. We were staying in an area kown as the Bohemian Paradise famous for its landscape and rich in wildlife and culture. We went on walks almost every day and enjoyed wonderful small towns and villages that were empty of tourists.

Rather than bore you with me rabbiting on though the following are some photos from our trip

The above was taken in Heathrow Terminal 5 whilst waiting for our flight to leave

As you can see i was maybe a bit too relaxed whilst we were away!

Though Owner did find occasion for a caning and outdoor fucking in our garden.

The countryside itself was stunning with lots of weird rock formations that you can walk and scramble through (or if insane - climb)

Together with lots of lovely towns and villages

We really would both recommend it as a great place to go. Now that we're back Owner has reminded me that there are quite a few public challenges that i need to complete this weekend. Meanwhile, we have now just booked our next little holiday..yep in October we are heading to the Big A and some (i hope) Manhattan challenges!

Travels and tribulations

Well after a week that seemed like it would never end Friday evening has finally arrived and with it the knowledge that tomorrow Owner and i head off to the Czech Republic on our holidays. To be honest i think we'll spend the first 24hours after we arrive doing nothing other than recovering from the past week of work-related stress.

The week also saw my knee mysteriously and very suddenly inflate like a little balloon just below the knee cap. Owner told me to go to the doctors and get it checked out. The diagnosis was wonderfully appropriate....apparently i have something called 'Housemaid's Knee' (i kid you not!) - or to be slightly more technical (and boring) pre-patellar bursitis. Its' rather wonderful common name reflects the fact it was associated with women who had spent most of their working lives cleaning floors on their hands and knees... but somehow i don't think an argument that i have acquired an industrial injury as a result of performing my domestic household duties will wash with Owner! She also doesn't work me hard enough for that to actually be the cause.

Well must dash.....adios amigos

Countdown

It is now less than one week before Owner and i head off on our holidays in the Czech Republic. We're both counting down the days and hours and though these last few weeks seem to have been dragging awfully the prospect of two weeks together without any work or other such interruptions is now almost upon us.

Talking of interruptions, yesterday was also the last day of the Spanish football season. Up until a week ago, when Her team secured their continued presence in the 1st Division of La Liga for another season, Owner had been getting increasingly stressed and fretful lest Sporting de Gijon were relegated. However, last week they won and so had enough points to avoid relegation (Owner has asked that i point out that Sporting ended up finishing 10th in the league - a very creditable position). The same could not be said for a number of other Spanish league teams though whose fate was decided last night. As Owner could listen to these last games in relative peace, happy in the knowledge that Her team was safe, Shedecided to re-introduce the football challenge game She last used during the World Cup to liven things up a little. In essence, the performance of the teams vying to avoid relegation was to determine whether and what type of indoor and/or outdoor challenges i will have to perform.

i didn't do very well (or did really well depending upon your perspective!). Of the 5 matches being contested i drew 3 of the losing teams and in the other games the match ended in draws so i still 'lost' and had to draw 3 public challenges and 2 indoor/at home challenges out of Owners proverbial hat. Well, either before we go away or when we return from our holidays i will be having to;


Outdoor Challenges

1. wear my new wedge heeled trainers into town
2. apply mascara in public when having coffee in a cafe somewhere
3. play with my nipples on the tube during a trip into town

Indoor Challenges

• be tied to our coffee table on all fours wearing my nipple clamps and with the inflatable butt plug in my pussy and remain like that for 20 minutes
• be placed onto the anal impaler for 20 minutes

One of the teams i drew from the 'hat', Deportivo la Coruna (Edit: whom Owner has said She'd love to see back) also got relegated and so, as a consequence of this, i will also have to undertake an as yet 'super challenge'. Owner is still deliberating over that one!

After The Guests - The Return To Normality

Owner and i have once again got the flat to ourselves and are settled back into our normal routines/life. We have had a hectic month with visits to Spain to see Owners family and then having family members come to stay with us. It has been a really nice month with plenty of opportunity to catch-up on gossip and do some sightseeing with our guests....but oh is it also nice to have the flat back just to ourselves and to be able to dress and behave 'normally' again. Selfish i know but i really missed being able to dress in my pretties and act like a tart!

The first thing i did when we got back home having waived off our visitors was put on some make-up and a skirt, oh how i had come to miss these. Just before Easter i had begun to get a little bolder in that i had started to wear make-up to work. Nothing too dramatic, just a little foundation, eye liner, mascara and lipstick. i was really self-conscious the first time (though i have worn make-up to work before it was so light as to be basically invisible - not quite so this time). However, nobody pointed and shouted out 'hey look...he's wearing make-up' so i guess it went well! However, at the end of the day i frankly don't care if my colleagues do realise i'm wearing make-up - it doesn't suddenly make me unable to do my job, whereas, i'm not yet quite ready to wear make-up in front of family. As a result, i have gone without these past few weeks. Boy it's nice to be able to once again spend some time playing happily with products. Owner and i also shop for make-up together and happily pop into places to try out/take a look at their new ranges - something that now seems totally normal and natural to me. Again, having guests meant that i was having to consciously change my behaviour back to what i recalled to be the perceived 'male norm' - all very strange. i guess my femming has come along quite a long way over the years.

Owner and i had also missed the opportunity of exploiting my slut/exhibitionist tendencies over the past month. Save for one early morning when Owner attached the vacuum dildo to our bedroom window and had me fellate it (with the curtains open) whilst She pulled and twisted my nipples, our play has been limited. However, today i was working from home and Owner used the opportunity of our having the flat to ourselves to text me and state that when She arrived home She expected to find me on all fours on the bed with my pussy plugged with the inflatable plug, the khalli's teeth chastity device on instead of the CB3000 and my nipples clamped. This made me hornier than ever and so when Owner walked back into the flat and found me positioned as instructed i was craving to be fucked hard by Her. Owner put on Her huge lightweight strapon and had me first fellate it before removing my plug and ploughing deep inside me. It was heavenly to feel Owner inside me again and afterwards as i lay cuddled in Her embrace we both agreed that we missed me behaving and being treated as Her whore.

But now we are back to being normal again and behaving and acting as we like to do. It also means that we can begin to plan some more escapades and challenges. We've also just booked ourselves a two week holiday to the Czech Republic - a little cottage near the mountains but also an overnight stay in Prague. Neither of us can wait and are both getting excited at the prospects of 2 weeks spent in each others company without any of those annoying distractions, like work, getting in the way.