Always Trim Your Bush

Ok, i know that technically it is a hedge not a bush but whoever lets facts get in the way of a good headline? Anyway, this was me out trimming the hedge at the front of our flat in the heat yesterday.

Owner had permitted me to go outside to cut what was fast becoming quite an overgrown beast. It was sweaty work, although the short skirt helped to keep me cool.

For anyone curious about my own bush, as you will see from other pictures of me on this blog, it stays mown smooth.

Hedge cutting and a very brief foray to the shop up the road was all i did outside in the heat. The rest of the day was spent inside doing housework and other chores in the morning and then snuggled next to Owner in the afternoon watching a film and TV. She even permitted me to have an alcoholic drink or two with Her. It was a very good day.

Less good was the fact that, on Friday my new small black chastity device broke. i don't seem to be having much luck with devices at the minute. Fear not, however, i am still locked in one of my old devices. Meanwhile, Owner is once again on a quest for a new device for me.

Later this week Owner and i will also be parted for a few days again, something we both hate. i try to avoid such instances to the best of my ability but sometimes family things come up. This is one such a thing. It was my mum's 80th birthday earlier in the year and her present from me and my sister was a long weekend for just the three of us in Copenhagen, Denmark. Mum and i fly out on Thursday and will meet my sister there as she lives in Spain and will fly from Spain to Denmark. We are staying in an AirBnB from Thursday to Sunday when we then all head back to our respective homes, me travelling back with my mum and my sister heading back to Spain. Four days living with my mum and my sister, what could possibly go wrong?! The worst part will be that i will be away from my Owner.

Dance Party Poppet

Greetings pop pickers. Owner and i hope all the readers of this little blog are keeping safe, well and socially distanced. It's been a relatively quiet week here. It was a shorter work week anyway as Friday was a Bank Holiday and Owner and i have also got the coming week off as annual leave. We were supposed to go to Spain to visit her family but...well, hey ho.

So instead of travelling we will be en casa for a week but i am sure we will find things to keep us occupied. Yesterday saw me tidying up the small area in front of our house. Technically it is not ours but is our downstairs neighbours space. However, she has let me put out some containers for plants and basically take it over. She has her own much bigger space at the back. Sadly, the area in the front is north facing so it is not really somewhere to sit and sunbathe, it is also, as i mentioned, tiny. But it is nice to have somewhere outside in which to potter about, even if just for a short while. Which is where i was yesterday afternoon.

During lockdown i am not able to get out and do any outdoor challenges - Owner has decided that walking to the station in stockings and skirt does not meet the criteria of non-essential outdoor activities. But spending time in our small front garden, sweeping, weeding and cutting the hedge dressed in my tight little shorts, padded bra and light see-thru t-shirt in full view of all the many passers by was some compensation for an exhibitionist tranny slut like me. i even had a short, socially distanced, conversation with our neighbour.

Today Owner and i did another of our weekly lockdown photoshoots. This weeks theme was 'Disco Diva' so i had fun imaging myself on a dancefloor. The resultant look isn't quite full Studio 54 and definitely not the Hacienda (where i spent a lot of my youth), more like a kind of Tokyo Jo's or Legends nightclub kind of place, trashy like me.

Fancy a boogie?

shaking my tush

Note - handbag being danced around!

some dodgy moves going on there

i do love this bikini top, it's one of my faves

Disco diva?

Maybe i should wear this next time i do some gardening😀?

Owner also made this great little video montage of me at the disco, complete with soundtrack. She is really very talented.

Music: Extract from “Let’s Dance”, by Alex Stoner, https://taketones.com/track/lets-dance, used under freeCC

The photoshoot was great fun to do although i suspect i will wake up covered in glitter for days to come! Next weekend's shoot has the theme 'Sleeping Beauty' - so you will get to see me in one or two of my nighties. Yep, the nightmare never ends.

Stay safe and stay sane everybody

So, It's Been A While...

Profuse apologies for the long absence. Owner and i are both good it is just much that was less than great has been going on which distracted my and Her attention and which left us both feeling out of sorts for a while. First off was the building work we were having done (new bathroom) which is always a disruption but this time seemed to be even more so. The works took over four times as long as we were told they would and led to quite a bit of stress. We are both really pleased with the end result (and it could be a good location for some photos :)) - but it was stressful.

Then my back went in the middle of all this and is still not much better three months on. Readers who have been following this blog from the start may recall that about 5 years ago my back went big time - discs L5&6 popped out of position and left me pretty much immobilised for two months unable to walk more than a few hundred yards. Thankfully, a regime of exercise and pilates got them back into position without the need for surgery. Since then my back has mostly been OK give or take the odd temporary relapse. But this never lasted more than a few days and I kept up the exercise regime to keep my core tight. Sadly, my back seems to be determined to stay a bit fucked up this time. Each morning when i get up my body is slightly slumped to one side and takes most of the day to straighten out and my hip can be very painful to when walking. Anyway, I remain hopeful that it will return to normal...eventually...meanwhile I have been having some tests done.

Oh, and then there was Brexit or rather the day that 52% of my fellow citizens decided to fuck over the other 48% and plunge the UK into economic and political chaos. Suddenly all of Owner and my dreams and hopes seemed extremely uncertain as She is a Spanish EU citizen and I am from that now joke of a country called the UK (though i suspect it will not remain united for long). Anyway, Brexit put me in a foul frame of mind, ruptured friendships and strained family relations. It did, however, lead to a first for us as a couple - it was the first time we have taken to the streets together in protest.

All, in i rather wish the last few months hadn't happened. But they did and now we're both good. We have also, however, still had some moments of fun and light relief. The picture below is of me at the Victoria & Albert doing my best impression of Botticelli's The Birth of Venus

And this is the outfit i wore as a 'dress down Friday' outfit when working from home yesterday - which meant this is the outfit the postal delivery person saw me in when i opened the door to receive a parcel and which our downstairs neighbour had a conversation with me wearing when she knocked on our door and asked if she could borrow an iron.

i have also started to try and make our flat prettier by adorning it with some flowers. We live on the first floor and so don't have a garden but now we have a pretty window box outside our bedroom window (replete with miniature gnomes as well! - see below)

Since then i have also negotiated with the downstairs neighbour to let me create a little container garden in the front of the house - which was just concreted over and pretty un-attractive. So now Owner also has a little flower garden tended by Her wife,

Talking of Owner, Her and i also enjoyed a trip to Helsinki in Finland after the building works as part of my belated birthday present to Her. We both love Finland and it was lovely to return, we happened to be their over the weekend of the Finns national day so everyone was out on the streets celebrating and it was lovely to share their special day with them. Here are some pictures from our trip:

Can't think why Owner wanted me to pose here!

My beautiful Owner

Then a couple of weeks ago we enjoyed a weekend trip to Belfast in Northern Ireland and had a quick explore along the coast of County Antrim, taking in the Giant's Causeway and some other sights - which was very enjoyable and pretty - as you can see from the pictures (and yes - despite my fear of heights we both crossed the rope bridge)

So apologies again for our recent absence from the blogsphere, i hope that normal service will re-commence from now on.

Football Challenges

Today i completed two of the challenges accrued so far courtesy of the European Cup football results. The first was an 'easy' one, tidying in the garden in a skirt/dress. i opted to wear my maids outfit teamed with my wellington boots - not quite as glamorous as could be i guess, but practical. You can see the results here;

The second challenge was a 'difficult' one - to be impaled on the 'pussy' impaler for an hour with my nipples clamped. i am pleased to report that i successfully completed this, much to Owners delight

i love my 'hello kitty' slippers!

Yesterdays results saw me accrue yet more challenges, one 'easy' one courtesy of Italy drawing with Spain and one 'difficult' one as a consequence of Ireland losing to Croatia. As a result i will need to both apply make-up in a park and also fuck my own pussy in public. These could be interesting.