A Field Guide to Peeing in Chastity

A bit of a divergence from my usual posts this one, this is aimed at anyone who is new to or considering being locked in chastity for longer than an hour or two. 

What follows is based on over fifteen years of lived experience of being locked in chastity 24/7 for much of the time. It deals with the question of how to urinate in chastity and also offers some practical suggestions that i have found useful in my own life. Feel free to add any additional suggestions in the comments. Anyway, here goes.

Great! You have taken the decision, or have had the decision taken for you, that your penis is going to be locked into chastity for longer than just a quick role-play session. This means that, inevitably, you are going to need to pee whilst locked up. What follows may seem obvious but they may not be to a newcomer to the thrilling world of male chastity.

• You will need to sit down to pee. This in itself is, in my opinion, a good enough reason in its own right to require all men be placed in chastity. I mean, the state of most men's toilets/urinals is frankly disgusting as men seem incapable of 'hitting their mark'. Being locked in a device means you will need to sit down to pee.

sitting down to pee

• You will need access to toilet roll/tissues - especially if you have a very small cage (tip - these are actually the most comfortable ones to wear) - when you pee. Most men simply shake their cock and then stuff it back into their underwear when peeing standing up. You can still 'shake dry' when locked and sitting down. However, some pee will also wet the end of your cage. If you are wearing a flatter/nearly flat cage you will also find that some pee may take a few more seconds to make its way out of your body as it tries to pass through your permanently compressed penis. So my tip is always a) wait 30 seconds after you have finished to ensure all the liquid has come out and b) always carry a pack of tissues with you to dry your cage off - it's really frustrating to get to a cubicle only to find there is no toilet roll, this happens a lot.

drying off with toilet paper post-pee

• Being in chastity will show you how sexist the design of toilets are in most buildings. Women have to sit down to pee whereas most men pee standing up. However, women's toilets typically have hardly anymore cubicles in them than do men's - meaning women all too often end up having to queue to pee. Being in chastity means you too will get to experience the frustration of waiting for a cubicle to come free with no other way of passing the time other than watching a procession of men piss in the urinal whilst you stand and wait, and wait, and wait.

• Remove and clean your device regularly as any urine that gets trapped in it will quickly become stale and stinky! Shower heads are great for blasting water and soap through your device each day whilst you stay locked. However, you will also need to take it off for regular cleaning - forget the fantasy of locking it on and throwing away the key, it will need to periodically come off unless you have no desire for any human contact as all will avoid you due to the smell. Unlock the device (ideally under supervision) and clean. This is also a good opportunity to scrub and clean your penis. i use a nail brush for both (avoids accidental arousal) whilst Owner looks on. It is also a good opportunity to shave. Top tip is that plastic devices will eventually pick up the smell of urine, metal ones will not, so will need replacing every 2-3 years or so. i also have a little, pink (obviously) douche that Owner got me that i use to flush my clit and cage after each pee by squirting a jet of soapy water into it

my little, pink, re-fillable douche

• Night time erections whilst caged can make peeing at the same time difficult/impossible -contrary to popular belief chastity cages do not fully prevent erections, you still get them, it is just they are mostly kept inside your body (your penis can expand internally as well as externally). You will definitely still experience the phenomenon of night-time/early morning erections. The contents of your cage will become swollen, but not painfully so. If it is painful then it is likely that the base ring of your cage is too small, go up a size. However, it does mean that peeing whilst swollen like that is difficult or may even be impossible. Be patient, your erection will subside and you will be able to empty your bladder.

• Regulate your flow - if you are wearing a cage and you try to blast out a stream of pee the chances are that it will back up (as it can't escape your cage fast enough - unless a true cage design) and you'll end up with pee squirting out the top of your cage onto the toilet or, even worse, splashing into your knickers or on your skirt/blouse. Use your muscles to direct a controlled and steady stream of urine that goes where you want it to go, avoiding splash backs and oddly damp clothing.

A note on urethral tubes 

Some, especially small or flat cages come with added urethral tubes (in either plastic or metal) to insert in the head of your penis to facilitate easier urination - avoiding the possibility of trapped pee that i referred to in point 2 above. Personally, i have never worn and so have no experience of these tubes (and my cage is no deeper than a finger nail). Others report that using them can carry a risk of bladder infections (which can become quite serious) unless they are cleaned very regularly, but if good hygiene practice is employed i have been told by people who do use them that they are quick to get used to and do make peeing in flat cages easier.

And that's it. Good luck if you are just setting out on a chastity journey. i for one am amazed how natural being locked came to feel for me, i hope that it will be for you too.

For regular readers normal posting will resume, i just wanted to post something a little more practical that i hope some may find useful.