Global Orgasm Day + 2023 Calendar, Blog Update & the Dangers of Being Left Home Alone

 Global Orgasm Day

So apparently the 22nd of December is Global Orgasm Day, who knew such a day existed? i didn't. Mind you, such a day is rightly irrelevant to me anyway. My last climax was 200 days ago and i am safely and securely locked up in chastity (as i will be until at least mid-January), not that it would now even cross my mind to masturbate even were i unlocked. My only sexual purpose is Her pleasure. Frustratingly, She is hundreds of miles away in Spain so i can't even help Her enjoy the day either. Damn this being in different countries over Christmas thing. i can't wait to be reunited with Her.

2023 Calendar

In other news, and in case you have not already spotted it, our new 2023 calendar is available to purchase (with all monies going to Owner) - yay! 

click to buy

i have been creating these calendars for a few years now but they never sell, can't think why - likely the lousy model!. Still, Owner does like me to try and make make money for Her and so, short of offering myself to be fucked this is as close as i have got so far to pimping myself out for Her. So, cum on over to my calendar, you know, only if you want to. Right, that is the end of the 'sales pitch'.

New Blog Page - Dice and Cards

i have also added a new page to the blog. Wait, what? There are other pages? Yep, see the tabs along the top of the page. Anyway, the originally titled 'Dice and Cards' page details the cards and dice that Owner uses and which determine so much of my life, from chastity to challenges. It is added in case it gives useful ideas to aspirant Dommes, or subs with ideas above their station. Owner has found them to be a really useful and time efficient means of adding additional levels of control over my life whilst also minimising the effort of doing so on her part.

Home Alone

i conclude with a confession. Sometimes, just occasionally, i do get a little carried away with things. A recent example of this is my thinking of ways that i could make wearing shorts in public (and yes i am conscious that i am writing this in the middle of winter) a bit more 'interesante'. i mean, shorts are shorts, they are not that thrilling or risque....unless...

Anyway, i got thinking and, being here on my own without Owner on hand to check that i am not doing something silly - i went and did something a bit over the top although definitely in keeping with my slutty self.

i already had what once started off as a pair of jeans but which then, a year or so ago, got turned into a pair of cute 'short' shorts. However, these same 'cute' shorts then subsequently, and mysteriously, had an encounter with a pair of scissors. You know how it goes. Maybe a snip here, a tear there, perhaps a little shorter maybe? Less fabric. Anyway, i think i may have created the first pair of 'a hole with a bit of shorts'. What do you think? Smart casual slut? :)

modelling my 'extreme absence' shorts

The moral of the story is that i really cannot be left alone - with a pair of scissors. Incidentally, i have stumbled across videos where like-minded exhibitionists set themselves a challenge of gradually cutting-up the clothes they are wearing as they walk from point X to point Y. Wouldn't that be fun! 

Incidentally, when Owner called me this evening after i had earlier emailed Her a draft of this blog post for Her approval, apart from being very amused by what i had got up to whilst i was on my own, She also remarked that perhaps i should create and sell a range of slashed slutty clothing. Now there's a thought.