Owner & poppet do Berlin

Owner and i are back from a three day trip to Berlin. It was my birthday present to Her and also provided us with a means to escape all of the Coronation nonsense that was happening back in the UK. There was not a Coronation quiche to be seen (sorry that will mean nothing to non-UK readers) and the only crown in sight was worn by yours truly. Unfortunately, barely hours after we landed we both went down with stinking colds and so this post is coming a little later than planned.

So, how did we spend our time in Berlin? Well, aside from some more sightseeing (it's a city we have both visited before so we had already seen a number of the 'must see' places) we spent a lot of time just having a relaxed wander around the city, taking in some of the different neighbourhoods, eating heartily, drinking merrily and snapping graffiti.

As well as doing some of the more traditional tourist activities i also got to stand naked in our hotel window wearing nothing but a crown and my chastity cage in full view both of the traffic below and of a man in the apartments opposite. He became quite engrossed with the sight unfolding in the hotel room opposite his flat and was paying close attention to what we were upto!

in my crown in front of the hotel window

waving to my audience opposite

As you can see, i still have work to do shifting my belly. The beer and sausages didn't help! 

Actually, this was not the only time i got naked. Although the second time was totally unplanned and very nerve wracking. i had booked Owner and i into a visit to a spa in the city for a spot of unwinding in hot tubs etc (we do love a hot bath). Anyway, upon arrival we were informed it was a spa where you had to be naked when in the waters. Neither Owner nor i had realised this, both expecting to be in our bathing costumes. We wouldn't have gone had we known. i wasn't that keen on showing myself off in all my tiny caged glory to a crowd of unknown people.

Anyway, we ventured in and gaily padded around the place (which was very busy) in our dressing gowns (mandatory to wear when not in the pools) and garishly painted toe nails (me). Well, it turned out that the main pool was not heated and the only warm spa 'pools' were tiny and full of people. Neither of us fancied stripping off and joining them and so, after twenty minutes we returned to the changing rooms, put our clothes back on and left - seventy euros worse off! It was a real disappointment as we have really enjoyed frolicking about in other spas with large warm water baths and multiple hot tubs. Unfortunately, this one didn't have these,

Anyway, back to hotel posing. After appearing naked in the hotel bedroom full length window sans pants this was followed by a bit of posing in the hotel corridor, albeit in a dress and stockings. Once again i had an audience.  This time a member of the hotel cleaning staff took a break from their work to observe me as i stood a little awkwardly next to the wall mural in the hotel corridor.

It was a brief but fun little photo shoot.

On the sunday, whilst we were visiting a large outdoor market, we stumbled across an artist who specialises in painting people's arses, as you do! Owner was immediately taken by this and, after examining examples of other arses he had painted, and discussing the process with the artist himself, She advised me that She was going to commission him to paint my backside for Her. i have never so much as had my portrait done, let alone had my derriere painted. 

i don't have to actually sit for him, which would be impossible given we are now back in London and he is in Berlin. Instead, Owner is going to photograph my butt then send the image for him to render onto a little canvas. i will let readers know how it turns out.

In the same market Owner also bought me this beautiful pair of up-cycled knickers, they are super pretty.

But what about Berlin itself? You are right, that is far too much about me, me, me (so needy). Here are some pictures of the city itself.

me riding a goat

It is actually not long until we go away again, we are heading to Finland in a fortnight for a two week holiday. Hopefully there will be more scope for some photoshoots whilst we are away.

In the meantime, this weekend is the final of Eurovision which i am hoping Owner permits me to watch.