Merry Christmas and the Poppet Subslut 2026 Calendar is Here

i know it is still a couple of days to go but, Merry Christmas everybody from Owner and i and we wish you a peaceful but naughty New Year!

Tomorrow evening Owner and i head to the airport hotel for an overnight stay before Owner catches Her flight to Spain first thing Tuesday morning. i return to London for my last working day of the year before departing for the West Country on Christmas Eve to spend a few days with my Dad. i then return back to London and then fly out to Spain on the 28th to be reunited with Owner. We will see in the New Year and Three Kings in Her flat out there.

It has been an eventful year full of many fantastic highs but it ends with a fresh health issue for Owner.  Unfortunately, is incurable although there is a treatment available which should allow Her to manage it and minimise its impact upon Her life, which is good news. It's not the news we wanted but it does mean that we now know what the issue is and how best to deal with it.

In the meantime, life goes on.

Today, i dressed up for Owner in my little Santa outfit. She jokingly presented me with Her red whip and then sat me in a chair to take for some pictures 

checkout the sexy slippers!

Earlier in the day i was permitted to go to the shops unescorted so that i might retrieve my high-heeled shoes from the cobblers. There was a bit of a queue and i waited patiently in line for my turn. In front of me was a young woman who looked to be in her late teens and was there to get some new keys cut. When it came to her turn to be spared the cobbler turned and asked if we were together? When we both replied no he said to the young lady:

'Oh, I'm sorry I thought she was your mother' looking at me as he spoke.

Whilst it was nice to be thought of as being female i am not sure how i feel about being thought of as someone's mother! Owner laughed when i regaled Her with the tale when i returned home.

Lastly, i am pleased to say that the 2026 Poppet Subslut calendar is now available for purchase. Just click the image below or go the the publications page of the blog.

i mentioned to Owner about the possibility of me creating a picture book as well. She loved the idea so hopefully that will be available soon. Watch this space as they say.

Well, that just about wraps things up for 2026. From Owners' home to yours and from Her and i to you, Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year. We hope that you find Santa's sacks are bulging.

i leave you with one of our favourite festive tunes, an old one but still a classic

Merry Christmas!

Seasons Greetings

It's that time of year again when the cleaning gets done in the Santa outfit. Yes, it is important to remember that whilst this maybe the festive season there are still chores to complete, in this case, bathroom cleaning.

Christmas this year will be a sad one because Owner and i will be parted. She is heading to Spain and will be in our new flat, close to Her family. Meanwhile, i will be heading down to Devon to spend Christmas in an AirBnB with my Dad, before then travelling to see my Mum to celebrate Her 80th birthday a few days later. Only then will i too get to head to Spain and catch-up with Owner and spend New Year and Three Kings out there with Her.

i will miss Her terribly but am pleased we will be getting to spend New Year together in our little flat in Spain. It will be the first time i have stayed in it. It will be wonderful to finally have a place out there of our own that Owner can install me in and have me clean and look after just as i am do in Her London home. For me it means i will, for the first time ever in all the years we have been travelling to and from Spain, be able to properly serve and care for Her in Her own place, not in Her parents flat.

i look forward to being able to serve Her in Her new second home, to clean and cook for Her and Her family and friends when She wishes to entertain. It means we can now live our lives as we want to both in London and in Spain with Owner able to fully exert Her authority over me whilst we are there as well as when we are in London. It is an exciting prospect.

Anyway, from Owner and i to you all. Wherever you may be and whatever you may be doing have a very enjoyable Christmas and a Happy New Year.

Have You Ever Fucked On Cocaine, Santa?

Yes, it's that time of the year when you settle down to watch a classic Christmas movie, like Die Hard or Planes, Trains and Automobiles. Well, that is not what you will find here, not on this naughty little blog.

No, what you get here is sluttiness and submission, with a dash of silliness thrown in. So when Owner instructed me to entertain Her by re-creating the scene from Basic Instinct when Sharon Stone crosses and uncrosses her legs and reveals she has gone commando, well i thought i would give it a bit of a festive twist. 

So here it is, the version of the interrogation scene from Basic Instinct that you never knew you needed as performed by moi, poppet subslut. So, lights, camera, action and...

But definitely no clit on view in this edition, it is safely locked away and will be at least until Spring '24.

With apologies to Ms Stone whose version and whose acting is so, so much better. If you want to compare my efforts with hers you can view the original here.

Incidentally, this may well be my last post of 2023 as Owner heads off to Her family at the end of the week and i won't catch-up with Her again until New Years eve, in Spain. We will then be together at Her family's for a bit before returning home to London. So, if this is the last post of 2023 all that is left to say is to wish you all a very merry Christmas and a Happy New Year. 

Owner and i hope that Santa's bulging sacs fill you with delight and that 2024 proves to be a memorably naughty one for you all.

Christmas Greetings

i know it is a week early but Owner and i would like to wish all readers a very Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year. Both of us are, very sadly, going to be separated this year with Owner in Spain and me in the UK and so we will not get to spend Christmas Day together. i will be joining Her a few days after Christmas but neither of us are looking forwards at all to being apart.

However, we did get to spend a 'Christmas Day' together today, a week early. i cooked a roast (chicken not turkey) and then we settled down to watch a movie together, Bodies, Bodies. Bodies which we would both highly recommend. It is a teenage (which i love), horror (which Owner loves)/who dunnit with some great, strong female characters - what's not to like about that?

As Owner has Covid we are still having to spend time at home fully masked and trying to avoid coming into too close contact with each other, but nevertheless we have been having a really enjoyable and relaxed day. There is even snow outside, albeit fast melting as the freeze of the past week comes to an end.

Owner also found out today that She has passed the translation course that She has been studying most of the year whilst also studying Italian at the same time and working. i am super proud of Her and all that She has achieved. She is one very impressive woman.

For me today was also an opportunity to spend the day dressed as Santa's slutty helper - the outfit is supposed to be 'Sexy Santa' but on me i think it is more 'Slutty Santa'. Quite what the neighbours thought when i put the rubbish out who knows, mind you, they have seen worse!

Anyway, Merry Christmas everyone.

Santa's slut

in the kitchen - where i belong

   

traditional festive foliage ;

Stuffing? Anyone?

Christmas dinner for Owner

and for me

Merry Christmas One And All

Christmas day started with an early morning stuffing as Owner fucked me with Her glass dildo whilst pleasuring Herself with Her vibrator! She brought Herself off as yours truly slid up and down the clear shaft. Once satiated Owner reached around and played with my clitty as i continued to fuck myself until i came ll over my babydoll. What a wonderful start to the day!

Next-up was breakfast panetone and then calls to relatives to wish them well before i hot footed into the shower, did my make-up and then donned my 'sext' Santa outfit. Then come mid-morning it was time to get my act in gear and start cooking the goose. i have wanted to have goose on Christmas day for years and years and this year, as we are both spending Christmas together rather than with relatives Owner suggested we give it a try. A whole goose would have been somewhat excessive for just two people and so we bought some breast and legs to roast together with roast potatoes, parsnips and Brussel sprouts (incidentally - if you have never roasted sprouts before you will never settle for boiled ones again!)

Having never previously cooked goose i was a little anxious about how it would turn out but it was a success (thank you Jamie Oliver) and meal over we headed out to the park for a walk and a photo shoot of me in my outfit. You can see some images from the day below.

in our local park

posing in my Santa outfit

Does my bum look big in this? Hope so :)

getting the Goose ready for the oven

Now it's time to cuddle up and watch something on TV.

Merry Christmas everybody from Owner and me