Merry Christmas and the Poppet Subslut 2026 Calendar is Here

i know it is still a couple of days to go but, Merry Christmas everybody from Owner and i and we wish you a peaceful but naughty New Year!

Tomorrow evening Owner and i head to the airport hotel for an overnight stay before Owner catches Her flight to Spain first thing Tuesday morning. i return to London for my last working day of the year before departing for the West Country on Christmas Eve to spend a few days with my Dad. i then return back to London and then fly out to Spain on the 28th to be reunited with Owner. We will see in the New Year and Three Kings in Her flat out there.

It has been an eventful year full of many fantastic highs but it ends with a fresh health issue for Owner.  Unfortunately, is incurable although there is a treatment available which should allow Her to manage it and minimise its impact upon Her life, which is good news. It's not the news we wanted but it does mean that we now know what the issue is and how best to deal with it.

In the meantime, life goes on.

Today, i dressed up for Owner in my little Santa outfit. She jokingly presented me with Her red whip and then sat me in a chair to take for some pictures 

checkout the sexy slippers!

Earlier in the day i was permitted to go to the shops unescorted so that i might retrieve my high-heeled shoes from the cobblers. There was a bit of a queue and i waited patiently in line for my turn. In front of me was a young woman who looked to be in her late teens and was there to get some new keys cut. When it came to her turn to be spared the cobbler turned and asked if we were together? When we both replied no he said to the young lady:

'Oh, I'm sorry I thought she was your mother' looking at me as he spoke.

Whilst it was nice to be thought of as being female i am not sure how i feel about being thought of as someone's mother! Owner laughed when i regaled Her with the tale when i returned home.

Lastly, i am pleased to say that the 2026 Poppet Subslut calendar is now available for purchase. Just click the image below or go the the publications page of the blog.

i mentioned to Owner about the possibility of me creating a picture book as well. She loved the idea so hopefully that will be available soon. Watch this space as they say.

Well, that just about wraps things up for 2026. From Owners' home to yours and from Her and i to you, Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year. We hope that you find Santa's sacks are bulging.

i leave you with one of our favourite festive tunes, an old one but still a classic

Merry Christmas!

Dancing Calendar Gurl

Owner requested that i do a little performance for Her this month, specifically that i try to replicate Salma Hayek's stripper performance in the film Dogma. For the scene in question click here. Now, Salma has many things that i do not, like a great body, talent, long hair etc. However, i did try to give it my own interpretation and Owner applauded my performance at the end. i love to do little shows like this for Her and She seems to enjoy them too. Here are some excerpts.

i am not sure that trying to use the ceiling lights instead of a pole has quite the same appeal! As you can see, i doubt many will be beating down the door to book me to appear at their local gentlemen's club.

But, if you did like what you saw and would like to see more, and also support my Owner too (the proceeds of any sales go to Her), then look no further than my new 2022 calendar which is now available from Lulu.com - it's the perfect festive gift :) Just follow the link on the right hand side of the page or click on the picture below to have me hanging about with you all year long.

click the picture to purchase

Right, that's quite enough grubby commercialism from me and more than enough from me this weekend, three posts in two days! Until the 16th - and the outcome of my next outdoor challenge - adieu, adios and farewell.

2021 Calendar and Update

Roll up! Roll up! After floating the idea of creating a 2021 calendar in my last post i received a couple of positive comments so we have gone ahead and created the first ever Poppet subslut calendar. Each month is illustrated with a photo of yours truly, all of which have been taken by Owner over the past few years. The calendar is available for purchase from Lulu.com (just in time for Christmas and the perfect gift for all the family....ha, ha, ha!). If interested you can purchase it direct by clicking on the image below

Click image to order calendar

Right, that's enough brash commercialism, what else has been going on? Well, it has been a relatively quiet week consisting mostly of chores and work. The pair of new stockings Owner permitted me to order arrived, i am wearing one of the spotted pairs at work in the picture below

In the 'office' aka home working

We also received one of our infrequent bulk supermarket deliveries on Monday evening. The driver seemed a little surprised when i answered the door in my black housemaid's smock and stockings, but he didn't make any comment. Then on Thursday i received one hundred strokes of the cane from Owner. Not for any misdemeanour, simply that this was what this weeks' dice had decided.

Oh, and i also got to try out the wonderful new umbrella Owner bought me after my last one fell apart on a recent windy day. i love it, it is nice and colourful as you can see and perfect for a wet Saturday in South London

Tomorrow i will be rolling the dice again to see what weekly tasks/challenges i will need to complete whilst doing my chores during the week. As i mentioned, i was fortunate last week and only had to do one thing during the week which was the caning. i wonder what i will need to do next week.

Then on Monday it will be time to roll the monthly outdoor challenge dice again. In October i had to wear a skirt and heels (plus stockings) in our local park. i wonder what i will have to do this month? Maybe the lingerie and a long coat to the railway station combination? i guess i will find out soon enough.

Meanwhile, it is not long until i start on the advent calendar that Owner has created for me. From the 1st to the 24th of December i will be opening a new envelope inside of which contains? Well, in truth i don't know. All i know is that Owner spent the best part of last weekend secretly writing out the contents of each day of the calendar. i am both nervous and excited about what may lay in store.

i hope everyone is well and stay safe.

Reunited but Missing the Saxon Genitive

Owner and i are back together again after our enforced Christmas absence spent visiting our respective families . We both hate such enforced periods of separation so it is wonderful to be reunited again. This year we again decided not to get each other presents and instead take ourselves away on a little trip. This year was no exception and in a few weeks time we will be off to Munich to enjoy a bit of Bavarian culture and hospitality. That trip also happens to fall on my birthday (whisper it quietly....45...oh my god!) and i am secretly hoping that Owner might let me buy and model a traditional Dirndl which i think would make for a wonderful photoshoot opportunity :)

Talking of photoshoot opportunities Owner asked me to design and produce a 2015 calendar for Her to hang in our bedroom, specifically one with some photos of Her wife (me) appearing in it. Well, i rummaged through our photo archives and managed to find a seasonally appropriate photo for each month of the year. The next stage was a simple case of develop an online design with the images and then get the whole thing ordered. Owner's 2015 calendar of Her wife arrived in the post today. i must say the paper and image quality is very good. We used vistaprint and the whole process was very easy - though i am intrigued to know what they made of my photos. Here are a selection of shots from the calendar

front cover

January 2015

October 2015 (our anniversary month of my becoming Owner's wife)

 

The company can also print images and designs onto lots of other things as well and that was what proved to be my undoing. i thought it might be a nice idea to also make a mug for Owner with a picture of Her wife on it with the legend 'Owners wife' written underneath (see below)

That was my big mistake. Owner, though Spanish, is an English language scholar and has a far, far greater grasp of English and, more importantly, the rules of the English language than do i. i had, as i now know, missed out the saxon genitive. i fear that mistake could have repercussions!