Good News and Shared Advent Joy

i mentioned previously that Owner had a potential health issue. Well, on Thursday this week She had a minor surgical procedure to investigate further. She will get the results in about ten days but Her specialist did not observe anything of immediate concern so hopefully She will get the all clear from the biopsy tests as well. It has, however, been a stressful period for us both.

Meanwhile, Owner bought a wonderful make-up advent calendar for us both from Revolution. We have been taking it in turn to open a fresh door of the calendar each day. Owner stated that if She received an product She did not like She would gift it to me. Equally, if i found something behind the doors i opened that She liked it would go to Her. So far i have been the lucky recipient of a make-up mirror, purple eye-liner and a gloss lipstick (traded for a matte lipstick She did not like). 

i truly am so lucky having a wonderful Owner and wife to share make-up with!

the Revolution advent calendar

opening my first advent window

Owner opening one of Her first advent windows

Are any readers also sharing advent calendars with their loved ones?

Earlier this week Owner and i went to see a recording of two episodes of Radio 4's surreal comedy panel game I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue at the Royal Festival Hall. I am delighted to say that the recording did indeed include a game of Mornington Crescent and a letter from a Mrs Trellick of North Wales - sorry for non-UK readers or UK readers who have never listened to this long-running radio comedy panel show this reference will mean nothing to you. However, to any aficionado's out there - it was a real treat and will be broadcast over the coming weeks.

On Wednesday i met my mum for dinner after work then on Thursday i went with Owner to the hospital for Her procedure. Friday i was supposed to devote myself completely to caring for Owner as Her 'responsible adult' following Her operation but i felt very unwell and ended up unable to work or look after Her as i would have wished to, in fact i spent much of the day in bed! 

However, today (Saturday) i am starting to feel better and Owner appears to have almost fully recovered. That said, we are both having a quiet weekend at home. i hope to be well enough to start returning to my usual chores and routines tomorrow and hopefully the rest of the run-up to Christmas will see no further health scare for Owner.

 

180 Days of Denial and an Absence of Advent

Orgasm Denial

One hundred and eighty days ago i had an orgasm, i have not had one since, have no idea when or if i might be allowed to have one again. To be denied for such a long period, with much (not all) of that time spent in chastity, is something that has come to be a significant element of my relationship with Owner. This year has actually been something of a bumper year when it has come to orgasms for yours truly. i have got to experience four such moments...well sort of. i actually got to 'enjoy' two as two were ruined.

Even so 2 full orgasms and 2 ruined is quite a bonanza when compared to my experience of 2019, when i experienced none. Actually, and perhaps perversely, 2019 for me was a memorable year for that very reason, namely the fact that i did not orgasm at all that year, was simply not allowed to. For years now Owner has made it clear that a) only She can initiate sex and b) that my body exists purely for Her own pleasure and c) that She has no sexual need of my 'clit' inside Her. Thus, for me to not been allowed to climax feels like a natural extension of Her control over me and of my submission to Her. It is certainly the case that i act and behave better as Her submissive and obedient housewife when i am kept in a state of denial. On the rare occasions when i am permitted to climax my attitude and performance can and sometimes does slip. i concluded a few years ago that permanent orgasm denial is what i deserve and what is best for me to keep me in an optimum submissive state.

It is not that i don;t get to experience pleasure, i do. i derive immense satisfaction from witnessing Owner experience pleasure and i myself get to enjoy and worship Her anus when She does. i also get the pleasure of sometimes being teased and aroused but left desperately frustrated. My bits get spanked and beaten and, of course, i get to spend odd moments just casually caressing my tits - which are in a state of pretty permanent arousal and are deliciously sensitive. What i do not get to experience is an orgasm. If and when i do is not a decision i am in a permission to make and even when i am not in chastity the thought no longer crosses my mind to touch or caress myself. My clit is not for me.

It is for Owner and Her alone to decide whether or not i get to cum. She enjoys the occasions when She does, in Her own words 'make me cum like a whore' (i get very vocal) and likes to feed me my mess afterwards. She also takes delight in forcing me to orgasm by beating my bits hard - something that starts off being very painful and results in a briefly highly pleasurable (for me) and very explosive release. Whether i cum or not is totally Her decision not mine. i would like to be kept in a state of denial a lot longer, perhaps even permanently, but whether i will be i have absolutely no idea or control over.

 

Advent

This brings me to another absence, albeit one of a very, very different nature. Long-term readers of this blog may recall that Owner enjoys creating Her own special advent calendar each festive period - a calendar that involves me receiving a fresh task each day of the advent countdown. These are sometimes challenges, sometimes punishments, sometimes silly things to do. They always keep me nervously on my toes and give Owner something to entertain Herself with.

This year, however, there will be no advent. This is because Owner and i will, sadly, not be spending Christmas together. As occasionally happens the festive period will see Her head to Spain to be with Her family whilst i do a mini-tour of Southern and South-West England visiting mine. The good news is that Owner and i will be reunited when i head out to Spain to join Her in time for New Year, but it means that for Xmas and a few days leading up to it, we will be apart. It is not possible, therefore, to do a set of advent surprises.

Panic not, however. Instead of advent Owner is introducing a new countdown during January. This will be to countdown towards my 53rd birthday. For the past few weeks a succession of secret and mysterious deliveries have been arriving at home which are apparently all part of this birthday countdown. When they arrive Owner banishes me from the room as She unpacks and prepares the items which are sitting, tempting me, in their own special wrapped box in the corner of the lounge. i have no idea what they might be or what they might involve but i am very excited (and rather nervous) to find out.

So, whilst there will not be an advent countdown this year there will, instead, be a birthday one to update readers about during January. i would be interested to know if other readers have their own seasonal or birthday rituals?

Hot Bottom (Clit & Nipples) for a Hot Wife & Slut

This advent really has been great fun. Owner has pushed and challenged me in a number of ways, making me endure more pain and also to humiliate myself even further. It has been wonderful and i hope Owner continues to push me further in 2022.

Sadly, all good things must come to an end and that is true of advent. Today's advent box was the last i opened. But, what a good one it turned out to be. It started with me being clamped and caned and ended with me dancing like a slutty nutter in the park, whilst Owner filmed me.

But, first to re-wind. After i awoke and prepared breakfast for us both Owner presented me with the last of my special advent boxes to open. i was all fingers and thumbs as i opened the lid and read the instruction inside. In return for receiving a special gift that i was to wear to the local park and make a Tik tok video about i was first to endure quite a painful caning. Not only was i to receive 300 (three hundred!) strokes from Her thick cane i was to also have my nipples and caged clit clamped at the same time.

We had an engineer coming around this morning to service our aircon so Owner instructed me that i was to receive my caning before i started work (and before the engineer arrived). After showering and doing my makeup i presented myself to Owner. She attached the new nipple clamps to my tits (a four screw design that also looks super pretty) and then had me attach twenty mini pegs to my caged clit. Suitably prepared it was time for me to present myself for caning.

Red hot bot

Nipples and clit clamped and prepped ahead of my caning

The first one hundred strokes didn't feel too bad, but at the two hundred mark my bottom and the back of my thighs were really starting to sting and there were genuine tears in my eyes by the time the last of the three hundred strokes had landed. There was once a time when Owner would hold back, fearful of hurting me, not any more. She is now, quite rightly, of the opinion that, as Her slut and wife, i should be expected to endure pain and discomfort and that my pain threshold should be tested to increase my ability to withstand it. Needless to say, by the time She had done with me my bottom was aflame.

 However, in return for such a beating i was presented with my gift. It was a wonderful little black bodycon type dress emblazoned with the legend 'Hot Wife Slut'. Such an appropriate dress! This was what i was to wear to the park a bit later on.

In the park in my 'Hot Wife Slut' dress

Before then, however, there was still the small matter of work and the aircon engineer to attend to. When he arrived Owner let him in but then left me to deal with him. i was wearing my collar with the little bell, a denim skirt, hold-ups, a pair of flats and a top, and my bottom was still burning, as i chatted away to the young man as he serviced our unit. It didn't take him long and soon he was on his way. 

The rest of the morning dragged a little as i got on with  some work until finally it was lunch and time to clock off for Xmas. After eating Owner accompanied me to the park where She recorded me in my 'Hot Wife Slut' dress. It was great fun and, as you can tell, i was quite excitable to be out showing off with Her.

But that is now advent officially over. i will do a separate post over the holidays with a link to the various items that Owner bought for me in case any readers are interested. In the meantime, all it leaves me to say is, on behalf of Owner and i, may we wish each and everyone one of you lovely people a very Merry Xmas and a Happy and Wonderful New Year.

i will be up early tomorrow preparing our Christnas lunch (i am doing slow-cooked lamb kleftiko) and at some point i am sure we will watch Owner's favourite seasonal movie, Die Hard. i may even be allowed a glass of wine, or two. Oh, and one last thing. i leave you with Owner and my favourite Christmas song

Merry Christmas!

An Advent Double Stuffing

Today is the penultimate day of Owner's advent surprises for me, but what a treat it proved to be. i opened the advent box with a degree of trepidation, wondering what might lay in store for me. It turned out to be a really wonderful and enjoyable surprise. Inside the box was the instruction that i was to deep-throat Owner's brown dildo whilst being simultaneously fucked by the very large tentacle dildo.

The tentacle dildo was my birthday present from Owner last year and it truly is a wonder. It clocks in at a nice and filling 12 inches long and 3+ inches in diameter and, for a size slut like me, is a real pleasure to have inside my pussy. Owner knows this and so its usage is limited, coming out only on occasions as a treat. It turns out today was one such day. 

After breakfast, showering and changing for work Owner soon had me on all fours on the sofa in the lounge. The dildo was positioned so that i could suck and fellate it like a hungry whore whilst She 'prepped' me with Her hand, lubing my pussy inside and out. She noted that i was already quite hot inside, which i was, hot and eager with anticipation as i continued to suck Her cock. After loosening me up a little with Her hand and teasing my caged clit by spanking my 'bits' Owner positioned the tentacle at the entrance of my sex and pushed it inside. It slid in easily.

It wasn't long until the whole tentacle was almost all the way in, filling and stretching my pussy most delightfully. i continued to bob up and down on the dildo with my mouth as Owner braced the base of the dildo against Her groin, grabbed my shoulders and fucked me, intermittently reaching down between my legs to spank my caged and throbbing clit. Every now and then She also pushed my head down further, forcing the dildo i was fellating deeper into my throat

Owner fucked me this way for a good five to ten minutes before withdrawing and instructing me to stop pleasuring the cock with my mouth and to clean and tidy up. It was an amazing way to start the day. i am left with a hot, loose pussy and a throbbing, very aroused clit. 

Than you Owner for a wonderful advent treat.

Here are some images from the morning

The amazing tentacle dildo

feasting on Owners' brown dildo

ready to be fucked

being fucked by Owner with the tentacle dildo

Advent Update - Public and Piss Drinking Slut

Owner continues to use this year's advent calendar challenges to push me further and require me to humiliate myself and demonstrate to Her what a slut i truly am. The past two days represent good examples of this.

This morning, before work, She took my bowl, pissed in it, then had me drain it. i drank up every last drop of Her delicious golden nectar and licked my bowl clean like a good little dirty slut.

preparing to drink Owner's piss from my bowl

slurping like a good slut

licking every last drop

Owner professed Herself to be delighted and remarked what a good idea She'd had and how much She loved living with someone who gets on their knees to drink Her pee. After i had finished Owner kindly presented me with a paper towel to dry my chin and nose, both of which were wet with piss

wiping piss from my chin and nose

Yesterday, saw another example of how Owner has used the advent challenges to push me further and have me show what a real slut i am, this time outdoors in our local (and busy) park. Her instructions were clear, i was to lick Her small pink dildo in the park for 2 minutes.

This proved a less than straightforward challenge to complete. It was a pleasant winter's day and, with many people now having finished work for Christmas and many events cancelled due to Omicron, the park was super busy with people. i wandered around wondering where i was going to be able to do my challenge without offending people out with children or walking their dogs.

i eventually found a bench in a more secluded area but even then i had to keep stopping and starting recording as i waited for people to pass me by. Nevertheless, despite the interruptions i was able to successfully record two minutes footage of me acquainting myself with Owner's small pink dildo. Here's a short clip (the full video is too long to upload to blogger)

i have to say, i really am enjoying this advent set of challenges and tasks set by Owner. She has been pushing me further and i hope She continues to do so even when it comes to an end, as sadly it must, in a few days time. i do love being treated like a real slut by Her.

Jingle Bell

 Jingle bell, jingle bell

Poppet's bum's on fire

A pretty collar for 300 strokes

Today's advent required

Well, today's advent was a wonderfully memorable one in more ways than one. The instruction from Owner read that, in return for 300 strokes from Her thin cane, i would receive a present. Well, shortly before i started work i presented myself to Owner who swiftly set about administering an intense caning to my buttocks and the backs of my thighs. The thin cane can really sting and i can definitely confirm that i felt every one of the three hundred strokes administered (and can still feel nine hours later). 

However, the pain (and it did hurt) was worth it as i was rewarded with the most wonderful advent gift, a delightful pink leather collar with a sliver bell that tinkles as i walk, alerting Owner to my presence. It is wonderful and i intend to wear it at all times, except when i am at work or seeing relatives. You can see what it looks like on me below together with what my bum looked like after the caning it received

me and my wonderful new pink collar with bell

 

My bum and back of thighs after 300 strokes from Owners' thin cane

Ball Busting, Lip Smacking, Humiliating Advent Fun

The daily joy that is the advent calendar Owner created especially for me continues apace. Each day reveals a unique new task or challenge for me to complete, and with it a lot of fun - even if sometimes this is painful fun. Take Friday, for example. The instruction i received upon opening the day's advent box was to be spanked 100 times on my caged clit with Owner's hard metal punishment device. The solid metal ball at the end of the metal shaft leaves quite an impression when it impacts against my most sensitive of bits. It's use required that i first be secured in the yoke so that i did not kick out when Owner started to strike me. It was a painfully uncomfortable experience. Here i am, trying to crack a smile at the end of it

Me after my bits were struck 100 times by the metal device

However, in return for being beaten this way Owner presented me with a lovely advent gift, a little fluffy butt plug complete with its own pretty bow. Isn't it just so cute and adorable

Then yesterday i travelled down to see my Mum (Owner had contracted my cold so did not come with me). Before leaving i opened that day's advent instruction. It was a particularly appropriate one. i was instructed to make a short Tiktok video of me applying lipstick in public. i made the video on the journey back, and yes, there were others present in the carriage who could see me applying the lipstick.

Sadly, i had to put my facemask back on after making the video.

Today's advent challenge was an even more interesting one. After first imbibing my weekend glass of Her urine, Owner instructed me to open today's advent box. The instruction inside was that i was to walk around our neighbourhood wearing a pair of Owner's knickers on my head as a beret. Could i do it? Could i be humiliated in public like this? Erm....yes. There were actually quite a few people out and about and i was also passed by a bus during my loop. But, i did complete the challenge, even though i seem to have forgotten to smile in some of the following pictures!

Just after Owner fixed Her used knickers in position on my head

Looking like a Babushka with the used panties hat!

Forgetting to smile for the nice Mercedes driver as it passed by

i have a feeling that there may still be some more outdoor challenges coming my way before this years' advent is done.

Frozen, Clamped, Spanked, Objectified and Silenced Secretary

One thing that i have noticed about the advent calendar tasks and challenges set by Owner is that She is introducing new elements to Her domination of me and upping the ante in terms of my ability to endure pain and discomfort. In short, She is further stretching and developing me, something both of us recognise as being a good thing. Take the past few days, for example.

Yesterday, my advent calendar instruction was to attach twenty mini pegs to my caged clit and to keep them attached for thirty minutes. i can tell you that by minute 28 and 29 i could most definitely feel each and every one of those mini pegs biting hard into my most sensitive skin. It was perhaps one of the few occasions when removing the pegs was no more painful an exercise than continuing to have them bite into my flesh. My bits felt ablaze by the time the period was up. i am just lucky that there were not more of them or that Owner did not require that i wear them for longer. 

Clitty with clamps attached

 

The state of my clitty after the clamps were removed

In return for completing this advent activity i received this wonderful set of nipple clamps - aren't they pretty

My new nipple clamps

The day before, Owner had me do something that She has never had me do before, namely to act as a human side-table for Her. Kneeling on all fours next to where She rested on the sofa She used my back as a convenient piece of furniture on which to keep Her mug of tea. i stayed like that until She had finished. Unlike me, Owner is not a fast tea drinker (She insists that i must have an asbestos mouth). It was quite a novel experience. i succeeded in staying still and not causing the tea to spill. It will be interesting to see whether Owner incorporates my body into the household furniture on a more regular basis in the future.

poppet the human side table

Keeping Owner's tea balance

Owner also re-visited the use of ice. Ice is something She has used before, albeit on an infrequent basis. This time was on Sunday, whilst i was still unlocked from my chastity cage for the weekend. She had me place two ice cubes on my clit and keep them there until both had melted. She then beat said clit fifty times with a wooden spoon. Beating my clit in this manner is something i know She definitely enjoys doing. i was pleased in that i was able to 'enjoy' it without Her needing to physically secure me to prevent me from writhing about as i can be prone to.

Ice cubes ready

'Freezing' my clitty

Being spanked with the wooden spoon

Today, Owner's advent instruction is that i remain gagged and silent all day apart from during work meetings. i am lucky in that i actually have quite a number of such meetings during the day. However, once again it is an example of Owner introducing a more stringent element of physical control over me, and one that i really welcome and know i will benefit from.

Gagged

And drooling

And finally, Owner also asked me to make a second Tik-Tok video about what a sexy secretary should wear. This was the resulting attempt. As you can see i still have a lot to learn!

Doctor Deepthroat's Misdiagnosis

Readers' may or may not know that, although i am a doctor (in that i have a doctorate) i am not a medical one - as will become all too apparent as you read on. i have previously worked in hospital environments but the closest i have ever been to having any level of medical training or competency is the fact that i was once a qualified first aider (now lapsed) and during my time spent in the army reserves (and i imagine the idea of me with a gun, and it was a VERY big gun, may not be something you may have expected of me) i was taught how to use and administer morphine.

In short, i have little/no medical knowledge. That did not, however, stop me from confidently concluding that the cause of the very sore throat i woke up with on Friday was nothing to do with the fact that i might be coming down with something and instead was everything to do with the fact that i had been deep-throating a dildo for ten minutes the night before. i had been practising sucking cock, therefore, my throat was sore. Seemed a logical enough explanation to me.

Fast forward 24 hours to yesterday and my throat was still sore but i was also feeling generally a 'bit shit'. Owner and i were due to travel down to see my mother the following day (today - sunday) and the thought dawned that maybe, just maybe i was ill and maybe i ought to take a covid test. Owner and i have both been triple vaccinated, but hey, it is still possible to catch and so yesterday saw us both load-up on some lateral flow tests to take when we got back home.

Well, the good news is that neither of us had covid. The less good news was that i felt increasingly shit. Our conclusion was that i had a bad cold. Owner immediately informed me that i was excused from my duties for the day and that we should spend the rest of the day relaxing and watching a movie, which is exactly what we did. We watched Raw which is a great film about love, relationships...oh and eating human flesh. Do check it out.

Today, i awoke feeling even more shit than yesterday. Owner made breakfast and announced that i was to take the day off and that She would do lunch etc and that i was to go back to bed, which i duly did but not before imbibing a medicinal glass of Her urine that She had especially provided for me. A rich, cloudy batch it was full of Her wonderful aroma and taste - not to mention a cocktail of trace elements, hormones and general all around goodness. Just what the doctor ordered (and no, Owner is not a doctor either). i swallowed it straight down the hatch like a good gurl.

me and my 'medication'

Fast forward a few hours and i have finally showered and dressed for the day. i am starting to feel a little horny again and am caressing my nipples in between typing - which is a good sign, my usual slutty self is returning.

During my brief period of ill health Owner allowed me to still open my advent instructions but told me that She did not expect me to undertake them until i was feeling better. As a result, i have not yet had my clitty chilled with ice cubes before having it spanked hard with a wooden spoon, nor have i been made to kneel on all fours as a human side table for Owner to rest Her tea on. Hopefully i might be able to do both later today in order that i might start the next week without a backlog of tasks to complete

Advent Suffering (and fun)

Each day reveals a new task or challenge for me to complete as part of Owner's 2021 advent calendar. The past few days have seen some more physically demanding/uncomfortable challenges, which as Owner has been swift to point out, are good for my development. For example, earlier in the week i was instructed to stand still and hold three books in each hand over my head. This morning, as i type this ahead of starting work, i am wearing nipple clamps for an hour - this in return for a small gift that i will be presented with if i successfully complete my nipple clamp wearing task - which i fully intend to even though after just 15 minutes my teats are already rather 'warm'.

Nipples clamped - they stayed clamped for an hour

standing holding books in the air for 20 minutes

UPDATE - the small gift turned out to be a wonderful pair of purple paddle-shaped earrings emblazoned with the word 'SLUT' - which i wore accompanying Owner to the supermarket at the end of the day.

my purple 'SLUT' earrings

However, it has not all been hard, physical challenges, there have also been some pleasurable ones. i had to go to an overnight work meeting at the start of the week. Owner knew this and so cunningly devised an advent calendar challenge for me to complete on the train during my journey to the venue. The challenge was to play with my nipples. i was travelling with a work colleague and so, shortly after our train left London for the midlands i made my excuses and headed to the toilet to play with my breasts. This is the little video i made as proof for Owner. It would have been fun to try and do this at my seat, but, with a colleague sitting opposite me that was an impossibility.

The day i returned from my trip i received a new advent calendar instruction, which was to fuck myself with Owner's silver dildo and then last night i completed another advent task which was to deep throat my double ended training dildo for ten minutes.

enjoying Owners' silver dildo

drooling on the 12 inch double-ended dildo

So, as you can see, this week's advent has been a mixture of pain, discomfort and pleasure - with i suspect more of the former to come.

Incidentally, talking of pain, discomfort and pleasure Owner was researching some potential presents for me for my birthday next year. She showed me some of the items She was considering. One is a chastity cage (3-D printed) with a built-in remote controlled electric zapping device that sends either a painful or pleasant electric shock straight into your dangling bits. The item in question is available in Etsy and there is a picture of it below

click image to product page

Owner and my question is this, do any readers have experience of this (or similar) products? i was unsure whether it would be wearable (because of the electro pack) if wearing trousers and that the electro pack might keep rubbing against my thighs. But, Owner definitely likes the idea of a device that can deliver me a shock to my clitty that She can control and operate remotely. If anyone has experience of it both Owner and i would be delighted to hear.

So, that is it from me for now. i am excited about what the next advent calendar surprises might be.

The Red, Red Bottom Goes Bob, Bob Bobbing...

In case any readers were worried that the onset of advent might mean that i was no longer getting my bottom warmed up at the hands of Owners cane/paddle/swat/flogger (insert instrument of choice) i am pleased to say that She incorporated it into the advent calendar 'surprises'. This morning, when i opened today's advent box there was both a message and a small, wrapped gift inside. The message read that i was only allowed to open the gift if i first had my backside spanked eighty times with Owners heavy wooden paddle. So, of course that is what happened next

me and my rosy cheeks!

Paddling duly administered i was free to open my gift, a beautiful hair clip with the word 'SEXY' emblazoned in wonderfully, sparkly and blingy letters. i have a feeling, a hunch call it, that i may be having to wear this pretty hairclip somewhere public in the not too distant. In the meantime, this is me modelling the clip at home

what a big nose it looks like i have!

i love our little bit of advent fun, it is something exciting to wake up to every day.

Advent

Today marks the start of advent and for me it saw the opening of the first of the advent 'boxes' that Owner has created for me. Each box contains an instruction from Owner that i must follow. Today's instruction, kicking off the 24 day advent period, was that i must attend an online work meeting naked from the waist down. It was a fun one to complete, little were my colleagues to know that, just out of sight, i was sitting there wearing just my chastity device under my blouse. i will be opening a new box each day up until the 24th December. It promises to be a fun month.

Owner also has Her own advent calendar's - a chocolate one and another that i created, so it is not just me that has something to open each day at breakfast.

Owners' advent calendars and my advent box for the day

The instructions inside my advent box

me completing my day 1 advent challenge

In other news, i ended up having a slightly unusual doorstep conversation yesterday. i had ordered a grocer delivery and when it duly arrived i trotted downstairs to take in the boxes of groceries from the delivery driver. i was dressed as i usually am during the day i.e. stockings, skirt, bra, blouse and shoes. The delivery drivers usually tend to be men but last night it was a woman. As soon as she saw me she complimented me on my skirt and we struck up a brief conversation about skirts. Nothing remarkable perhaps about that but it is the first time i have chatted away to a stranger about skirts whilst wearing one.

Meanwhile, my performance rating continue to be quite good. i have received a 5* rating for the past nine days on the trot - writing this probably means i have now sunk my chance of making it ten days in a row.

Anyway, back to advent. Do any other readers have fun traditions or activities that you get up over the Xmas period?

Weekend Update

'Yay, it's the weekend!' is a popular refrain in this household as, i suspect, it is in many others. i do wonder, however, how many others are like me and are able to start their Saturday morning with a delightful glass of their Owner's freshly served urine? 

It has now become a regular routine that Owner will 'pour' me a glass for me to drink before breakfast. Those who have been reading this blog for a while will know that i do take great pleasure from consuming Owner's golden wine. The first glass of the day is especially enjoyable as it is typically darker, cloudier and more bitter and robust than servings later in the day, having been fermenting in Her bladder overnight. Just thinking about it as i write quite literally makes my nipples hard, it's a wonderful drink and a fabulous way to start the weekend. This was me at 7am

Ready with my special drink

...and down the hatch it goes

Incidentally, the more eagle eyed amongst you might notice something different about me in the above pictures. Did you spot it? No, not the dressing gown and nightie, both are quite old and have appeared in this blog before on a number of occasions. No, i am referring of course to my new glasses.

i was starting to notice that i was getting a headache when reading (i am short-sighted) and so went to get my eyes re-tested the other day. Yes, my eyesight had got worse so it was time for a new set of glasses for me. i am really happy with the pair that i got, Owner stated that they looked quite 'funky'. Here is another picture of me wearing them.

i really like the colour and the shape. They had another pair in a different style which also caught my eye as they were bright pink, maybe next time.

Talking of tests, later this morning Owner and i are off to get our Covid booster injections. If you have an opportunity where you live to get vaccinated please, please take it.

So what else has happened since my last post? Well on Monday, after completing my evening chores Owner instructed me to sit down and write one hundred lines as a reminder that i am to focus my efforts on practical chores and get less distracted by daydreaming about pretty things (i had been looking at lingerie on the internet). Anyway, She told me to write out the following one hundred times:

I will focus more on housework rather than daydreaming about pretty things 

It is so rare that i actually write anything with a pen and paper these days that being told to write out lines like this is an oddly physically tiring exercise. As an added bonus, however, Owner instructed me to write out the lines whilst wearing a pair of Her used knickers on my head so that i would be inhaling the scent of Her sex as i wrote. i definitely appreciated being able to inhale Her as i wrote. Nevertheless, by the time i had finished my wrist was quite sore.

my completed lines

wearing Owners' worn knickers on my head - still with my old glasses

Then, on Wednesday i was set the challenge of completing 50 Russian twists whilst my chastised clitty was adorned by 20 mini-pegs. The use of mini-pegs (a combination of wooden and metal ones) is a favourite of Owners'. They certainly make their presence felt although the most painful moment is when they are removed, which can really hurt. Anyway, not your usual workout but here i am doing the twist and shout

Ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch!

Looking ahead what is coming up? Well aside from getting our injections later today, provided that Owner is feeling up to it post jab, i will be receiving my weekly disciplining, this time from a combination of Her leather paddle and riding crop. Then tomorrow i hope to perform a little strip-tease for Owner. She has requested that i perform the routine that Salma Hayek performed in the film Dogma which you can see a clip of here. Unfortunately, i don't have the body Salma does, nor the hair, so will be nothing like as pretty as she is, but i will give it my best to entertain Owner. i am very lucky in that i have a partner and Owner who encourages me to perform for Her, something i greatly enjoy doing.

Then, looking further ahead. Tuesday next week is the 16th of the month which means one thing only. It is outdoor dice challenge day. Who knows what i will end up doing but i know i will be nervous and it will be fun. The slutty exhibitionist in me really looks forward (in a kind of inwardly terrified way) to these monthly moments of public exposure. i can't quite believe some of the things i have done this past year, including in front of our neighbours, in the park, at the bus stop, in the local supermarket and even at the local train station with people on the platform. Owner has me complete these challenges on my own, which just adds to the nervous excitement i feel when completing them. i think i have certainly gained in confidence the more i have done these and am proud to show what an exhibitionist slut i am and how shameless She is helping me to become. 

And then, in a case of leaving the best until last, Owner has decided that She is going to repeat last year's hugely successful advent calendar series. Last year She created a special advent calendar for me in which, behind each door, lay an 'interesting' surprise. Well, She has already created this year's calendar for me in the form of pretty numbered boxes. 

Owners' advent calendar for 2021

She is being very secretive as She comes up with ideas as to what to put in each of the boxes. i am both thrilled and very nervous at the prospect of what may lie ahead during the month of December, however, whatever is in store it is bound to be fun.

Take care one and all and... have fun!