Owner and i never really celebrate Valentine's Day. However, in a break with tradition and 'inspired' by the challenge that Owner had me complete today here is my short Valentine's poem (almost a haiku really it is so short) to the woman that i love and adore;
My Bottom Is Red
My 'Plums' They Are Blue
i Wore Your Knickers On My Head
'Cause i Love And Submit To You
In case you are wondering what on earth i am talking about, today Owner instructed me to walk around our neighbourhood wearing a pair of Her used panties on my head, which i duly did
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| leaving our front garden and heading off with Owners' used knickers on my head |
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| with Owners' used blue panties on my head |
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| hello passing motorist |
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