Sunshine Safety Advice for Sissy Sluts

All of us living in Europe can't help but notice that it is hot, unusually hot. This is not 'normal' summer heat this is climate change induced heat. It is forecast to be 40C in London tomorrow. That. Is. Not. Normal.

For sissies sweltering in pretty outfits and chastity devices here are my top tips for making it through the heat.

1. wear foundation with in-built sunscreen (mine is factor 30)
2. wear light, loose-fitting clothes - a great excuse to flash your bra and be fondled by your Owner
3. stay hydrated - urine is good - a glass of Owner's is great - but water is probably (marginally) better
4. ensure your body has the salts it needs - semen has plenty if you have a local provider, otherwise crisps are on OK substitute
5. wear sun tan lotion - you'll smell so great and people might lick you
   
6. complete your outfit with sunglasses and a hat
7. swap your heels for flip-flops (provided they are pink)
8. keep your caged clit cool with soap and cold water
9. avoid going out at the hottest time of the day - nobody else will be out anyway so it is not like you will be missing anything
10. suck on an ice lolly - like really, really, suck, suck hard

Seriously though. Stay safe. This was me out earlier today following some, but not all, the above advice

loose fitting top and shorts (tick), sunglasses (tick) - but headphones not a hat (no tick)

loose fitting = bra flashing :)

Just to prove this is London - look a London bus!

Owner, meanwhile, was far more sensible than me and, after going for a walk around the local park first thing whilst it was still cool, spent the rest of the day inside.