'Extreme Femdom' and Other Updates

Now, i promise you that the title of this post is not just a feeble attempt at click bait. It stems, instead, from me becoming intrigued by a small and sudden spike in readership of this blog that happened this week.

i am sure that any of you that have blogs of your own will know that every now and again the analytics that are available show a sudden increase in readers or visitors to your sites. Sometimes this happens for no apparent reason. Last year i recall there was a period of about a month when the traffic to this blog leapt by about 300%...all of which came from Sweden. i have no idea what prompted that sudden surge of interest amongst Swedes. It faded away within a month of starting. There was no apparent reason for the geographically specific interest. Maybe the blog got mentioned in some Swedish social media but the traffic was not coming from any specific referring site, just from within the country itself.

This week there was another (smaller) spike in traffic. By small i do mean small. If you are reading this blog then you really are part of a niche global audience whom I could probably invite out for a drink and still find there was enough space to get through to the bar. In the 14 years of blogging this blog has received (checks stats) just over 900,000 page views, which works out at about 180 page views a day. So when i am talking of a sudden 'surge' i am talking about say an extra one hundred or so visitors.

That is what happened earlier this week. This time, however, there was a reason. It turns out that this blog featured in this Reddit thread on the Most mean, cruel, or extreme femdom you've seen, read or experienced 

The thread begins with a reference to Mistress Scarlet's excellent blog and her depictions of the regime she has created for her submissive 'bitch boy'. However, part-way into the thread someone who reads this blog added a link to my ramblings about the life i live with Owner. Firstly, whoever you are thank you for taking the time to say the kind words you did. However, appearing in such a list did make Owner and i laugh a little. Owner remarked that a more appropriate title for a thread describing our relationship would be something like the 'silliest Femdom relationships' as everything we do, or that i have to do, is invariably full of lots of laughter, amusement and merriment on both our parts. Owner is not cruel and in many respects i am treated with great leniency and always with much love and affection by Her. We always have a fun time together whether being kinky or not.

Neither of us really think of our relationship as being in any way mean, cruel or extreme. i mean, yes there is the caning, the caging and the piss drinking...all perfectly normal activities, right? i agree the inside of my head can sometimes be an 'interesting' place to inhabit and there is not a lot that i wouldn't do if Owner insisted. But, in many respects i think we think of ourselves as being in a relationship that is not unlike many others.

But, as they say, all publicity is good publicity so thank you to whichever reader it was that gave this little blog a little plug on Reddit.

Meanwhile, life continues for Owner and i. The week ended with me being caned whilst wearing the vicious spiked nipple clamps. As you can see my bottom was left a little pink from the caning which was a good hard one that most definitely made me wince. i am most grateful to Owner for caning me as She did, i know it is good for me to be regularly reminded of Her dominance over me

my freshly caned bottom

Earlier in the week i received a treat in the form of being allowed to wear a pair of Owner's used knickers over my head so that i could inhale Her delightful fragrance whilst also being simultaneously gagged whilst i dusted and cleaned. Here i am below:

gagged and wearing Owner's used knickers

Then this morning i was lucky enough to be served with a large, warm glass of Owner's wonderful amber piss for breakfast. Which was a lovely way to start the day

a large glass of Owner's finest

down the hatch

This was followed shortly afterwards by Her tickling me remorselessly, which was less fun as i am extremely ticklish.

So as you can see, just a normal couple doing normal everyday stuff. Nothing extreme at all. Take care one and all and thanks for reading.

Ice, Pain and a Lovely Aroma

Just a brief update on what has been a been a busy week with work but which has also involved some fun and painful activities for yours truly at Owner's request. 

On Monday evening, after completing my chores, i spent some time locked in my cage whilst Owner read Her book. Upon being released by Her i was then instructed to take two ice cubes out of the freezer and hold them against the 'labia' of my caged clit until both had fully melted. As the last bit of ice dripped into the small bucket that hung suspended beneath my plums were both well and truly chilled. To warm them both up Owner then instructed me to spank them fifty times with a wooden spoon. It was quite an effective way to get the circulation going again!

Then on Wednesday i was told to complete another equally (actually more so) painful and pleasurable challenge. i was told to do a lap of our local park wearing nipple clamps, i wore the spiked vicious one, and then stop outside the park cafe and sniff Owner's used panties. Now, as regular readers will know, i love the smell of Owner, especially the aroma of Her pussy and Her anus. Being allowed to sniff Her worn panties is something i always enjoy and to do so in public is even more of a thrill. Unfortunately, with the changing of the clocks it was already almost dark by the time i got to the park so the pictures are a little 'gloomy' but hopefully you can make out what i was upto below.

enjoying Owner's wonderful scent

clamped titty close-up

Incidentally, as i have been writing this blog Owner has been distracting me by caressing my nipples in the most wonderful way, so i am now feeling very horny :)

Owner is taking me for a weekend away this weekend which we are both looking forward to. i will update all about it on our return. All i will say is that it involves visiting a public spa and Owner has got me a new bathing outfit to wear when we got to take in the waters.

Of Parks, Paddles & Pain

Greetings all. This week has seen a return to earth with a bump after the holiday break in that i returned to work (albeit still from home, thankfully) on Monday. It also marked the return of the in-week challenges and Friday caning/spankings.

As a result on Tuesday, after completing my evening chores, Owner used me as a human footstool whilst She phoned home to Her parents. i have to say that it was quite a humbling experience to literally be under Her feet whilst She was chatting away to Her mother. It did feel very appropriate and an accurate physical reflection of our relationship.

Then on Thursday, during a brief gap between work calls and meetings, i did as instructed and took myself off and walked a full circuit of our local park with my nipples clamped, pausing briefly next to the park cafe to sniff a pair of Owner's deliciously fragrant used panties. It was a lovely day and the park was being well used, despite it being a weekday. My nipples were nicely throbbing by the time i got back home and returned to 'work'.

In the park

Then yesterday, after cooking dinner and completing my evening chores (cleaning the kitchen) it was time for my weekly physical reminder Owner's dominance over me, namely my weekly disciplining. This time it was decided that i was to receive a combination of being paddled on my bottom by the heavy wooden paddle before then being struck on my exposed 'labia' by the solid metal ball spanking device. The paddling left me with a distinct 'glow' on my derriere as you can see

However, i confess that i struggled to take being struck hard on my testicles by the solid metal tenderiser. Owner had told me to roll onto my back and to stay still whilst She struck me down there. However, i was soon wriggling and squirming about like an eel after less than ten of fifty blows She had stated i would receive. As a result She had to secure me in the wooden yoke before continuing. 

Even locked in position as i was i continued to struggle and cried out more than once that it hurt (which it did) and asked Her to stop. She did not and instead simply said that i had grown 'fluffy' and continued to strike me. Much as i disliked the experience at the time i do think this is indicative of a very welcome hardening of Owner's attitude when it comes to these weekly sessions. In the past She probably would have stopped as She initially struggled a little with the idea of inflicting pain on the person She loves. She still loves me but no longer has such qualms about making me suffer. i think this is wonderful and shows how much She too has also grown in confidence in dominating me over time. We both agree that i need to be able to take whatever discipline, pain and discomfort She determines i am to receive and i welcome the fact that Owner continued to strike me despite my protestations to stop. Disciplining over we then spent the rest of the evening cuddled on the sofa watching the Korean series Silent Sea on Netflix.

In other news, tomorrow is my birthday...i will be 52 years young. Owner has lots of things planned for the day, She came home yesterday armed with birthday balloons and an instruction for me to inflate them. i know She has got me a household service dress as She sought my input when choosing which one to purchase and then measured me thoroughly for it as it has been hand made, i am really excited about it and cannot wait to try it on tomorrow if She allows me to. She has also ordered me a cake which i am under instructions to take delivery of today whilst She is out. 

Tomorrow being the 16th also means that i will need to undertake some type of monthly outdoor challenge although the chastity device will not be being rolled. In December it determined i was to be locked 24/7 for at least 3 months and so will not be rolled again until mid-March.

That's it for now. i will update again shortly. Besos y abrazos

Owner and Her Slut's Dirty Weekend

Owner and i have had a wonderful weekend. We received an offer from the Charing Cross hotel to visit them for a very special rate as part of their 150th anniversary. This is a hotel we normally frequent at least once a year, it is above the station in which Owner first kissed me and it is where i became Owners wife. The offer was a great one and so, with Owners consent, i booked us in for one night. Owner advised that She would be giving me  tie-up session whilst we were there and so i packed a number of suitable items for Her. It turned out to be a very dirty weekend!

After we checked in we headed into Covent Garden for some ice cream before returning back to the hotel. Owner had me lie naked on the bed and then She secured my wrists to the ends of the bed and placed Her worn knickers over my head, positioning the crotch right over my mouth and nose - sniffing Her used knickers thrills me but is also something for which She always exacts a punishment in return. But i am getting ahead of myself. Here i am, Her used knickers in place and wrists tied up.

Next Owner visited the bathroom and returned with a large wine glass filled with Her wonderful pee. She moved Her knickers just enough to be able to pour the wine into my mouth for me to eagerly gulp down. After three large mouthfuls the glass was drained and She re-positioned the knickers.

My punishment for being permitted to sniff Owners panties is to be spanked thirty times on my clitty. This time, however, Owner had a variation in mind. First, rather than Her hand or Her paddle She used the riding crop. Second, after striking my exposed bits a few times She paused to attached clamps to my nipples and clit, then resumed cropping me before pausing again to add still more clamps to my clit. i had brought along a wide selection of clamps as part of her travel kit ranging from small wooden pegs, through to electricians clamps - so She had a variety to choose from.

By the time She had administered the thirtieth blow with Her riding crop against my sex it was adorned with a range of biting wooden, metal and plastic items and my titties were clamped and throbbing. Owner masturbated my clamped clit and then inserted a glass butt plug into my pussy before rubbing Herself up and down against me. She then pulled out a vibrator and, still rubbing Herself against the head of my clamped clit, pleasured Herself with Her toy until She orgasmed.

By this time the combination of the odour of Her knickers, taste of Her pee, the pain from the multiple clamps and the plug bested deep in my pussy had me feeling extremely horny. i was extremely lucky as Owner then stated that i was allowed to make myself cum 'like a whore' - which i messily did :)!

After cleaning up we then both headed out to a Thai restaurant in Covent Garden we often visit if staying in that part of town. Once again Owner chose what i was permitted to eat (this has now become completely normal whenever we eat out) and also allowed me to have a beer. We had a great evening and the waitress recognised Owner, but seemingly not me. Maybe it was because i wasn't wearing any make-up or feminine clothes (one week of my punishment is still to go) ??

This morning after an early breakfast we retired back to our room to make the most of the hotels late check-out. We were dozing in the bed when Owner suddenly got up and started rummaging inside our bag in the corner of the room When She returned She had fashioned Herself an amazing rope harness around Her thighs and waist which held in place my deep-throat training dildo. Owner had me immediately set about worshipping her 'cock' and showing Her what a cock-sucking slut i am as She again deployed Her trusty vibrator between Her legs.

So carried away did i get, bent over Owners waist, ramming the head of Her cock right down my throat and so determined to show how i could get the entire length of her cock down my throat that i very nearly made an awful mess. At one point i suddenly felt the contents of some of my only recently finished breakfast rise up my throat as i gagged and feasted on Her cock. What a horrible moment that is when you suddenly become all too aware of what could be about to happen. i thought i had managed to prevent myself just in time from being sick as i sucked and bobbed up and down - though i could feel some liquid snort out of my nose down onto the shaft of the cock. However, i just licked and sucked, cleaning anything that escaped out of my nose up. Relieved at the disaster narrowly averted i happily continued gagging and snorting and covering Her cock with thick gooey saliva as Owner brought Herself to an orgasm. Then She instructed me to make myself cum as i sucked Her wet slippery phallus.

It was only after i had finished licking up my mess and Owner got up from the bed that it turned out that i had in fact also snorted the remains of some of the pain-au-chocolate i had had for breakfast out of my nose when i had been deep-throating Her cock as some of it made its way onto the white bed linen. Thankfully Owner did not seem fazed. simply remarking that such things can happen and confirming in Her mind what a dirty wife She has. It was a very dirty few hours indeed we enjoyed at the hotel.

After checking out we headed into Soho to find somewhere to have some lunch and alighted upon a delightful new place that neither of us had frequented before and which i think has only recently opened, called Muriel's Kitchen. Owner not only chose what i was to have for my lunch and which drink i was to have to accompany it with for me but delighted me when She said to the waiter 'I will have......to eat and he will have....and I will have a glass of.....and he will drink.....'. It is so wonderful to not only have Owner always now decide such matters, but to also be so at ease doing so.

In summary, we have had a wonderful and dirty time.

Dirty Dancing

Owner and i enjoyed a wonderful night dancing at the ever excellent Magic Theatre last night. This is by far and away our favourite London club and it is held in a fantastic old art deco ballroom that is only about 2 miles away from where we live. It is a great night of dressing-up fun with people of all persuasions and ages, straight, trans, students and pensioners letting their hair down and their inhibitions go. Here are pictures of the two of us getting ready to depart for the evening;

Owner striking a suitably stern pose

Me looking more gurly - and yes, i am wearing my wedding dress

Owner has a new camera which we are both still getting to grips with so we didn't come away with any really great pictures at the event but the one below does gives a 'somewhat impressionistic' sense of what a gorgeous venue the event is held in, the magical Rivoli Ballroom

Anyway, we both danced our proverbial tits off and had a wonderful night.

Last week i spent three days off sick and, as often seems to happen to me, this made me feel hornier than usual. We have concluded that this may be a seasonal thing as Owner has noted that this often seems to happen at this time of year, namely i have a couple of days when i don;t feel well but do seem to be super horny. i tried to make constructive use of my over-sexed state of mind by channelling my arousal into writing another erotic short story. In truth, the end result was a bit of a dog's dinner. It is over-long and not that coherent and so i do need to re-visit and edit it before publishing. However, one aspect of it seem to have struck a chord with Owner.

In the story i made a number of references to sniffing Her used knickers and how much pleasure this gives me (which is very true) and then coming up with some imagined scenarios involving some element of this. Well, this morning after breakfast we both retired back to bed whereupon Owner almost immediately retrieved a pair of Her worn knickers and draped them over my nose. Over the course of the next ten to fifteen minutes Owner then teased and taunted me with a series of ideas and suggestions for how She might incorporate my love of Her scent into aspects of our lives and routines. Ideas such as having me sniff Her used panties on a regular basis, be made to sit between and Her legs when She returns from work and just sniff Her sex, having Her wet Her panties and them me suck them dry or having to spray my face with a perfume diffuser filled with Her piss before going out.

Of course, the more such ideas and suggestions Owner whispered to me the hornier and more aroused i became. Owner then proceeded to clamp my titties before commencing some intensive flogging and spanking of my clitty and then having me lick out Her wonderful arsehole as She pleasured Herself to an orgasm with Her vibrator. Then to my surprise and delight Owner fisted my pussy and permitted me to cum, to a loud shuddering climax which She then scooped up and fed to me.

It was a wonderfully dirty start to the day to top off a great evening spent dancing the night away.