Not Everything Always Goes To Plan

So, Owners' plan of spending a long weekend in Madrid this weekend with Her girlfriend, and my plan of popping down to my Dad's to take him to see a friend of his who is in hospital, whilst Owner was away, have both fallen apart. Unfortunately, a family matter has arisen that meant Owners' friend could no longer make the trip, meaning Owner had to cancel. This was quickly followed by me testing positive for Covid, putting paid to any ideas i had of seeing my elderly father, let alone visiting a hospital with him.

On the plus side it does mean that Owner and i will get to have some unexpected time together this weekend. The down-side is that, with me having Covid, we are having to live slightly parallel lives in our little flat and sleep in separate rooms. i am hoping i start to test negative soon so we can once again snuggle up together. In the meantime it is face masks and separate beds 😢

in bed with Covid

The worst bit by far about being unwell is watching Owner having to step in and do all the things that i normally do to keep Her flat running smoothly. Yesterday i was told off in no uncertain manner by Her for attempting to do some washing-up. Today i have felt better so have been allowed to do the washing-up, the laundry and the bathroom, which makes me happy. i felt quite useless yesterday.

But enough of my ailments. Before i took to my sick bed i had intended to update about a couple of other things that had happened, or not happened, over the past few days. First off, after being instructed to do so by Owner, i got my haircut! Owner announced that She was not happy with how my hair looked anymore and that i was to get it cut short. She had done some research and showed me a selection of feminine pixie undercut hairstyles with an instruction to get my hair cut in that style. She had also located a new salon for me to get my haircut in. i was given instructions to make a booking for both a consultation and a cut.

Anyway, the booking was duly made on on Monday evening i returned home with my new haircut. What do you think? It is as Owner requested and i am really happy with it. She is of the opinion that my hair looks better this length and so, much as i liked having longer hair, when She told me to change it i, of course, had to obey.

my new short haircut

i actually really like it.

Sunday just gone Owner also had me complete one of Her 'Owners Treat' challenges. This is where i get to pick a 'treat' from a bag, comprising a slip of paper on which She has written a task i am to complete for Her pleasure, amusement and entertainment. Sometimes these 'treats' involve activities Owner enjoys or performances for me to entertain Her with. The task i was given was to re-create the scene in Bringing Up Baby where Susan drops an olive. If you have no idea what I am referring to you can see the original scene below

And then this is my own, someone truncated, version of the olive dropping moment (still with my hair yet to have been cut).

Owner was highly amused. Treat completed to Her satisfaction i then had to take another one from Her bag of 'treats'.  That will involve me making a party-style make-up tutorial for Tik-Tok. That promises to be fun.

In other news, on the same day as i was dropping olives i also spent some time in my cage and was treated to a delicious glass of Owner's finest. 

preparing to enter my cage

 Furthermore, i also got to spend a few hours on the sofa with Owner watching the movie Poor Things - it is a great film and i can see why Emma Stone has received so many awards for her acting. Owner even allowed me to have a few beers with Her whilst watching it.

That said, i still think the comparative lack of awards for Barbie is a scandal - and shows how accurate the film is and what a patriarchal society we live in.

On Monday i was then tasked with wearing a pair of Owners used knickers as a face mask between work meetings. i tried, but failed, to turn them into a proper mask look and in the end simply draped them over my head, being sure to place the crotch under my nose, creating the resulting look

i was also zapped fifty times times by Owner, on my bum and around my pussy after i returned from getting my haircut on Monday. As soon as i am better i know i am also due to have my clitty given a similar treatment, this time with Her electro clit torturing device.

Talking of my clit, this bring me onto a mini-milestone that passed without fanfare this week. Namely, it is now over 200 days since i last experienced an orgasm of any kind. i believe i perform and function better as Owners' submissive wife by being kept orgasm free and that i have no need of them when my sole sexual function is to bring Owner pleasure. i am, therefore, hugely grateful to Owner for ensuring that i continue to remain chaste.  This is not the longest period i have gone without an orgasm, in the past i have gone a whole year without one. But, if you keep a track of the orgasms i have been allowed over the past few years, which obviously i do and which are shown on the side bar of the blog, the trend is clear. Since 2019 i have experienced only 4 actual orgasms and 3 ruined ones.  i put much of the improvement in my performance and behaviour as Owners' submissive wife down to that simple fact.

Orgasms are things to be enjoyed and experienced by Owner whenever She wants them, but they are not things i have any right, or expectation, to receive. Sexually, my sole role and purpose is pleasuring Owner. i delight in doing this and am lucky to be granted the privilege of helping Her to climax by worshiping Her anus with my tongue. Helping Her experience orgasmic pleasure is pleasure enough for me.

So anyway, that has been my and Owners' week. In fact Hers has actually got worse because as i have been typing this She has come in to tell me She has developed a migraine. So please send Her your love and best wishes. Knowing She is suffering and that there is little i can do to help breaks my heart. Hopefully Her migraine will soon pass and She will get to still do Her long weekend another time soon. In the meantime, i for one cannot wait to being able to start looking after Her 100% of the time once again.

Happy Halloween

Owner and i have had a fabulously fun Halloween. Yesterday saw us carving pumpkins together and Owner making a Halloween themed chocolate cheesecake. Then today we headed out to our local cemetery/nature reserve where i posed for a some photos in my witches hat. Then, after watching a scary(ish) movie together i made us a seasonal roasted vegetable soup before rounding off the evening with a little performance for Owner to the tune of the Rocky Horror show classic 'sweet transvestite'. It was a fun weekend.

Here are some pictures

Cemetery antics

Performing 'sweet transvestite' for Owner

As well as Halloween fun i also received a wonderful new top from Owner. It is a faux leather bustier from 'Nasty Girl'. i love it, it leaves my titties wonderfully vulnerable and exposed. We both agree that it could look good in a photo shoot combined with my leather spanking skirt. Definitely one to try in future. You can see what it looks like below

Getting my tits out for 'lads

Yes, it's true, i do touch myself - doesn't everyone? :)

Oh, and Saturday night i also got to wear a pair of Owners' used knickers as a face mask to our local cornershop. It was a wonderfully aromatic experience

The evening ended with me being secured in the wooden yoke and then spanked on my breasts and clitty with one of Owners' metal spanking devices. It has a heavy rounded end and leaves quite an impression when it strikes somewhere sensitive!

i hope everyone had a fun and spooky weekend.

A Short Update

Hello everyone. i trust all readers are keeping well? There is not a huge amount to report. Owner and i have both been busy with work. Last weekend, whilst the leg of lamb i was preparing simmered away in the slow cooker, we went out for a lovely little walk to one of our local cemeteries which is now managed as a nature reserve. 

On the walk back, Owner permitted me to go to a nearby garden centre and get a couple of plants (i love garden centres and could spend ages in them). Plants purchased we also stopped off at a local cafe and sat out side with our drinks watching the world go by - another of my favourite activities. This is me sat outside in my 'Barbie' t-shirt enjoying my flat white

Yes, despite the apparent 'village' appearance this is inner London

As is this - Owner in the cemetery

The following day, Owner decided to use me as a foot stool whilst She was on the phone to Her family. It is not often that Owner requires me to stay immobile like this for Her to use. It was quite an enjoyable experience to be kneeling down on the floor, Her feet resting on my back, as She chatted away to Her parents. i certainly felt as though i had been put in my place.

Wednesday evening Owner despatched me to the shops wearing a pair of Her worn knickers as my face mask. Unlike on previous occasions, when i have been sent up the road to our local corner shop so attired, this time i was sent to our local supermarket. Owner helped me to fix my 'mask' in place at home and then sent me out to walk to the store. It was a wonderfully aromatic stroll as i inhaled Her scent with every breath. Thankfully, Owner does not go in for the lacy panties that i do so Her knickers can easily pass as a mask. You can see for yourself in this picture of me, taken inside inside the supermarket, below

Sadly i shall be on my own for the best part of the coming week. Owner is flying out to Spain to see Her family (She has not seen them for over 18 months due to Covid). i have to work so have to stay behind for a bit, but will be joining Her in Spain the following weekend. Whilst She is away i will, as usual, have to complete one of my monthly outdoor challenges on the 16th except this time i will have to do it without having Owner around to encourage me or wish me well. She will of course require photographic proof that i completed the task.

i hope that all is well in your lives and will post again soon