Wooden Spoon

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Norfolk Naughtiness

Owner and i had a great little break over the bank holiday weekend. We left London and traveled to Norwich in Norfolk by train on Friday after work. Owner had booked us into a hotel on the edge of the city which sported a little house in the garden that you could rent, which is where we stayed.

On the Saturday we took another train from Norwich out to the coast. Stopping off first for a boat trip along the Norfolk Broads and again at the village of Worstead. Here, having time to kill for the onward train Owner did a little photo shoot of me on the deserted station platform which i then followed with a cheeky strip. It was fun to do, especially as we knew that the train was due to arrive within fifteen minutes and other passengers might turn up, which eventually they did albeit after i had put my trousers back on!

We then continued our trip to the small coastal town of Cromer for a walk along the pier and the beach followed by a couple of drinks in a local pub before catching the train back to Norwich.

Sunday and Monday morning were spent exploring the delights of Norwich. From its sublime Cathedral and river walk to the less enchanting recently renovated Norwich castle, a case study in how to eradicate all historical interest courtesy of a rubbish interior re-vamp from a building with a fascinating one thousand year history.

In between times Owner undertook for a couple of photo shoots of yours truly in the grounds of the hotel. i was instructed to 'bring something classy not slutty' to wear this time. They were great fun to do, as hopefully you can tell. 

Being 'classy' :)

hello fellow guests behind me :)

Oooh, what's that shiny metal thing you can see up my skirt? :)

 

A better view of what was could be glimpsed up my skirt!

Queuing for drinks in Cromer in my tight t-shirt showing off my padded bra

We also got in time for plenty of sightseeing as i alluded to earlier. Here is a selection of some of the places we saw and visited over the weekend.

On the Broads

Country path

Medieval church in Worstead

Cromer pier and beach

Beach and bay at Cromer

Norwich castle

Norwich Cathedral font, which was once part of a local chocolate factory

Cathedral cloisters

Norwich Cathedral

Elm Hill in Norwich

Cow Tower and swimmers in the River Yare

Pull's Ferry

It was a wonderful and relaxing weekend and Owner spoilt me rotten. i brought my Spanish studies with me but Owner made it clear She wanted me to just relax. However, i am pleased to report that when we arrived back home, after unpacking our suitcase and putting on the washing i then set about cleaning the bathroom and catching up with some of my chores.

 

Thank you Owner for a lovely trip. 

Lazy Sunday

Just as Owner and i enjoyed a relaxed and somewhat lazy Saturday so too has Sunday been equally languorous. After breakfast i completed my Spanish studies and then did my exercises, which left my glutes burning. i then set about sweeping and mopping the floors.

Today Owner treated me by preparing lunch for us both. It was delicious, She is an excellent cook. Afterwards we then went for a walk in the park and around the neighbourhood and then stopped in a cafe and had a coffee. Returning home i then spent some time recording a party style make-up Tik-Tok tutorial video. Owner had required that i make such a video for Her as my monthly entertainment/treat for Her. i showed Her my efforts which amused Her greatly. i won't post the video here as it is quire long (10mins) but it was good fun to do. For Her next treat i have been instructed to organise a day-trip for the two of us.

Video completed Owner then provided me with a treat in the form of a glass of Her urine to drink before having me bend over on the sofa to receive my weekly maintenance disciplining. She used Her heavy cane this time which coloured my bottom and the backs of my thighs nicely and left my cheeks quite flushed.

It was the first caning i have received since i went down with Covid and i am grateful to Owner for having beaten me as She did. Painful as they are to receive i have come to love my weekly maintenance caning/spanking and it is wonderful to be back on my knees receiving a beating from Her.

My caning was swiftly followed-up by being spanked on my 'labia' with one of Owners wooden serving spoons. i was much less well behaved for this. Whilst i managed to stay still for my caning i ended up squirming and wriggling all over the place as Owner attempted to spank my plums with the wooden spoon. Being spanked on my testicles produces an altogether different type of pain compared to being caned on my buttocks and the backs of my thighs. It is a pain that i find quite difficult to manage and thus i tend to try and stop myself from being hit down there, wriggling and trying to close my legs. 

Owner really had to hold me down and force my legs apart in order that She might beat me in the way that She wanted to between my legs. In hindsight i should have offered to lock my legs into the wooden stocks contraption to stop trying to escape from being struck. Instead i just squirmed and struggled against Owners grip. In the end She positioned on all fours and then sat on my ankles and brought the spoon sharply down against my bits. Stars exploded in my brain as She spanked my most sensitive bits. In the end Owner landed over sixty blows with Her wooden spoon between my legs, leaving me with sore and throbbing dangling bits as well as a hot bottom. i know i will still be pleasantly sore 'down there' for hours to come, i am lucky to be beaten by Her this way.

Later this evening i will turn my attention to the large pile of ironing that has accumulated and hang the last of the days washing to dry.

All in all it has been a lovely and enjoyable day.

A Relaxed But Productive Weekend

Owner and i both had pretty intense weeks at work so, come the end of business on Friday we decided to head down to one of our local bars to 'decompress'. It was a lovely evening consisting of rum and cokes for Owner and ciders for yours truly, followed by a shared pizza. As a result, my Friday chores were bumped to Saturday with Owners' permission.

After completing my studies and exercises on Saturday morning i caught up with my chores, including those left over from the previous day. Owner and i then headed out to Canary Wharf to enjoy a spot of Mexican food for lunch followed by some retail therapy. i had a Mango voucher left over from my birthday which Owner allowed me to spend on a pair of black high heels. Friday had seen me relegated to 'boy mode' as a punishment so it was good to have my make-up back and bra etc back on and be back to my normal self. When we got back we both then sat down to watch a movie. It was a lovely relaxed day.

Today has been a day of housework with all floors swept and mopped, the fridge and washing machine cleaned and the ironing done as well as my exercise and Spanish studies. Later, Owner administered my weekly maintenance disciplining, caning my clit with Her twisted cane and warming up my breasts with Her short riding crop.

Owner rests Her twisted cane against my caged clit

As a thank you for my caning Owner received a back massage from me and i was gifted a delicious glass of Her piss to drink.

Owner also reviewed my punishment book for the past week. This time there were just two entries. One for having forgotten to lock the front door when i returned having bought Owner a coffee from the park cafe and the second for not returning an item of clothing despite both having been in the right shop to return it (i thought it was from somewhere else). For the first punishment i will be electrocuted and for the second i can expect to spend quite some time next weekend in my cage.

All in all it has been a good weekend.

DIY Pet

Saturday found yours truly in a most unnatural environment (for me that is), namely up a ladder, paint roller in hand, painting and decorating the spare room. Owner had instructed me to re-paint the room so that She could then furnish it more to Her taste. It is actually quite a small room so it did not take me too long.

Owner professed Herself to be very happy with the results when She inspected the room this morning in daylight. So much so, in fact, that She took me out to lunch as a reward for my efforts. So it was that at around 1pm we both sat down for a delicious Turkish feast. Here i am, about to tuck in

Even though i had worked up quite an appetite from a morning of exercises and some housework my eyes proved to be larger than my stomach and i had to leave some of my food.

Decorating aside it has actually been a very relaxed weekend. We both went out for some drinks, gossiping and people watching after work on Friday night. The occasion was the news that Owner had got the job She had applied for at work so it was a bit of a celebration. i am super proud of Her.

In short, it has been a productive but quite a chilled weekend

A Relaxed Weekend

Owner and i enjoyed a relaxed weekend together. On Saturday, after completing my usual Spanish studies, exercises and domestic chores Owner ushered me into the bedroom where She administered a good maintenance spanking. First, using Her green rubber-backed leather paddle, She paddled my bottom

freshly spanked bottom

Then She had me roll over onto my back and spread my legs so She could cane my labia/testes. She had to grip one of my legs firmly between Her thighs to stop me squirming about as She struck my exposed bits

With a sore bum and aching plums i was then dispatched to prepare lunch for us both.

After washing and putting away the dishes Owner invited me to join Her in the lounge to watch some TV with Her. We ended up watching the film Infinity Pool which turned out to be an unexpected Femdom delight. The film might not be to everyone's taste and is a bit violent in places but the portayal of what becomes quite a merciless Femdom relationship is excellent. Owner and i greatly enjoyed watching it from our own, quite different, perspectives.

On Sunday i took Owner to go and see an exhibition at the British Musuem entitled Luxury and Power: Persia to Greece (i had previously been instructed to book some exhibitions to visit by Her, we are going to another one next Sunday). As a treat Owner took me for a pub lunch beforehand which was a lovely surprise.

The exhibition itself was good but busy. On returning home i then completed some more chores (hedge cutting then sweeping and mopping all floors), made dinner and then was again permitted to join Owner and watch some TV with Her.

All in all it was a thoroughly enjoyable weekend.

How to Unwind - the Poppet and Owner Way

Owner and i both went into this weekend in desperate need of some time to just unwind and relax a little after what has been a stressful and intense fortnight, with the likelihood of more stress to come. When we collapsed into bed Friday night we both reminded each other that we had no need to get up early the next day, unfortunately, our bodies had other plans for us. At 4am we had both woken up. By 5.30am had given up trying to go back to sleep and got up for breakfast half an hour earlier than we normally would on a working day. OK, so not the best of starts to the weekend. Things did, however, improve.

Within two hours of getting-up i had also completed my daily Spanish study and was ready to crack on with the day. First off i completed my exercises. i am back exercising daily, focusing on my butt and abs the former of which definitely feels like it has regained a bit of the definition my derriere had last year. It feels perter. Owner also definitely grabs and gropes it on a more regular basis now than was the case when i allowed it to get a bit flabby. She has also resumed stroking by butt cheeks it and running Her fingers between them first thing in the morning, which is a lovely way to be woken up, especially when She circles Her digit around the entrance of my 'pussy', mmmm!

This morning (Sunday) Owner even said how much She loves to grab and squeeze each buttock but that what would be even better would be if they made a squeak type sound whenever She did so, like a dog's or child's toy. Now, much as i enjoy having my body accessorized, inked and adorned by Her i am not sure how having squeaky glutes would make me feel. Luckily, i am pretty confident that no such procedure or technique exists....yet!

Anyway, back to Saturday morning. After exercising it was time to clean the aquarium and then sweep and mop the floors. Just as i was about to start cleaning the floors Owner came through and presented me with a very large glass of Her wonderful amber nectar to drink. As always, it was super delicious. i never imagined i would ever think this but to anyone reading this i do heartily recommend drinking your significant others urine. It is a lovely way to start the day.

a full glass of Owners piss

delectable

Floor cleaning done i then set about tidying and re-organisjng my knickers and hosiery drawers, organising the former into big and non-big panties and the latter into tights, hold-ups and stockings. i was shamed into doing so by my delightfully slutty and naughty  friend and fellow blogger billie who recently posted about her own super-organised lingerie drawer. Hers is, however, much neater than mine. Like billie i also pack no pistol in my panties.

Drawers tidied (sort of) i also took the opportunity to do my nails, which were starting to look truly awful. They are now resplendent in a lovely shade of pink. Whilst i was doing this, Owner picked out some new work blouses and a new blazer for me. She ordered the blouses online and we went to the store today for me to try on and get the blazer.

The observant amongst you will have noticed that i was cleaning etc still dressed in my nightie and dressing gown. Well, with a day at home ahead of us i soon rectified that and, after changing the bedding and putting it to wash, i jumped into the shower for my daily wash and pussy 'flush'. Incidentally, do others do that? i do like to keep my pussy clean and available if needed. Suitably cleansed i did my make-up and changed into my pink maid's outfit for the day.

check-out the sexy slippers :)

Whilst i showered and tried to make myself look vaguely presentable Owner was busy in the kitchen preparing lunch. Of late She has taken to preparing lunch a lot, which makes me feel very guilty as the very idea of Her undertaking household activities when Her wife (me) should be doing them all for Her fills me with shame. Even though She assures me that She likes to sometimes do meals Herself i still can't help feeling somewhat guilty at Her undertaking tasks that Her wife (me) ought to.

Lunch itself was delicious, obviously so as Owner had prepared it. i then washed the dishes and did a spot of baking. With a tray of gluten-free biscuits baked i returned to Owner's side and  presented myself to be beaten by Her using the new rubber paddle that i had got Her as part of my wedding anniversary gift to Her. The paddle immediately caught my eye when i saw it as the design is one that i knew Owner would love, namely being a sort of cartoon evil type image. It was purchased from this shop on Etsy although it appears it is currently no longer available.

Anyway, as a paddle it is super effective and delivers a walloping blow. The whole paddle is made of thick rubber and so it flexes along its' entire length, a bit like a slipper. It certainly left my bottom glowing after Owner set to work warming it up.

the evil rubber paddle and my pink bottom

Having transformed my glutes into a mini radiator, they were actually almost hot to touch afterwards, Owner then instructed me to do Her hair for Her. Little known fact, i am Owner's hairdresser in that one of the activities i am expected to do as Her wife is to look after Her hair and ensure it is as She would like it to be. Anyway, here i am in my 'salon' with my beautiful Owner and Her long, luscious locks

poppet the hairdresser

Hair done Owner then advised me that, rather than be caged, She wanted me to join Her on the sofa to watch a movie with Her. i was allowed to choose and went for Thoroughbreds which i enjoyed but Owner did not. It was made clear to me afterwards that i would not be tasked with choosing a film again for a while!

By late afternoon, with the movie over, we were both super tired. i think a product of the past week's stress. We went to bed for a lie down and both promptly fell fast asleep! It was a shock to wake up and discover it was already the evening. We didn't do much after that except have some supper and watch the last of an Italian TV series we have been watching, which i also enjoyed, called La legge di Lidia Poët (The Law According to Lidia Poet).

Sunday dawned slightly less early with breakfast at 6.30am. i started to draft this post, did some Spanish and then did my morning exercises before showering and getting ready for the day. i wore a slightly different outfit, putting on an old skirt that i have not worn for a long time.

This time i prepared lunch but before we sat down to eat Owner ushered me into the bedroom to 'torture' and then fuck me. After securing my hands in with my lockable mittens and blindfolding me i was given one of Her dildos to fellate. Owner then asked if i would prefer to be tickled or electrocuted? i replied i would prefer to be tickled, but She did both. With me secured and sucking on the phallus She had given to me She set about tickling and then electrocuting me. i am extremely ticklish and it wasn't long before i was squirming about on the bed whilst still trying to keep sucking on the cock i had been presented with.  Worse, much worse, was to come though when Owner then took out Her electrical device and started zapping my plump labia and my nipples.  During a brief pause Owner also took a couple of pictures of me. First, a shot of me with my hands secured in my lockable mittens as i fellated Her dildo;

Then a shot from behind showing my pierced and chained tits, again as i fellated Her cock. i really like this picture, it is a view of my right breast that you don't often see. The silver chain connects to an identical piercing on my left nipple

my pierced breast

Having had Her fun with me Owner then lubed my pussy and pushed the large tentacle dildo (visible on the bed in the last but one image) into my hungry hole. i was instructed to fuck myself whilst continuing to fellate the other brown dildo. Owner set the timer to five minutes and then, with the base of the tentacle dildo placed against Her hip, pushed the tentacle into my moist pussy. Owner counted down the minutes as i thrust greedily back and forth, trying to push the enormous tentacle deeper and deeper inside of me. At one point i got a little too carried away and nearly knocked Owner backwards as i moaned loudly, slurped greedily on the cock in my mouth whilst simultaneously thrusting my hips vigorously backwards as i tried to accommodate more and more of the tentacle into my hungry, wet hole.

However, before i had a chance to get too aroused, and with only about half of the tentacles full length inside of me, Owner announced that my time was up and that i was to stop immediately. i was left feeling both deeply grateful for the opportunity to have been fucked by Her but also deeply, frustratingly aroused. i did not leak and at no point was i close to climaxing (Owner has perfected the art of fucking me, or having me fuck myself, without risk of an orgasm, ruined or not, on my part) but it was still deliciously pleasurable enough to leave me aching and desperate for more. i felt horny for the rest of the day and will, no doubt, continue to feel so for days to come.

After cleaning up i served lunch, washed the dishes and then accompanied Owner on a shopping trip to Canary Wharf. We stopped first to have a coffee and then hit the stores. As mentioned earlier Owner had found a woman's blazer online that She thought would be good for me to wear with a blouse to smarter work events. However, She wanted me to be able to try the blazer on to ensure it would be a good fit. It was and so was duly purchased. i was also allowed to buy some more hair bands and scrunchies for my, now a lot longer, hair.

Shopping completed we returned home where Owner also ordered me a lovely pair of blue suede women's brogue's to match my new blazer (which is also blue). The blouses She ordered for me yesterday are pink, pale blue and blue striped respectively. When they arrive i will try and see if i can do a photo shoot in them with my new blazer and footwear.

i also picked my weekly tasks and punishment/caning cards for the week ahead. i now know that my tits can expect to be tortured using the electrical device, starting from the lowest and then working up to the maximum power settings. i am very nervous about that as i struggle with just the lowest setting. i genuinely think i may need to be gagged and physically restrained to cope with the the device on full power. i will also be spending one day next week gagged whilst working from home (except during online meetings) and then at the end of the week Owner will whip me as a reminder that She can do what She likes with me.

So, that has been our weekend. It has been thoroughly enjoyable and very relaxing and i end it feeling wonderfully frustrated and aroused. i have been beaten, tortured, fucked by, and had the pleasure of Owner's company whilst also treated to a full-bodied and aromatic glass of Her delicious urine and some smart new clothes to wear to work. Not a bad forty-eight hours. i also got my head out of work and family stresses for a bit.

Weekend Treat(s)

Owner treated me to a wonderful weekend away in the pretty town of Bath. She booked us in to a delightful boutique hotel called the Queensbury which we would both highly recommend if you want to indulge yourselves a little in this pretty little town. We have actually visited Bath before and so felt under no pressure to rush about to see the sights, quite the opposite in fact. Owner advised that it was to be a weekend of indulgence and relaxation and so it proved to be.

The weekend started with me being permitted to licked and tongue Owner's wonderful anus as She pleasured Herself with Her vibrator. She sat on my face and smothered me as i worshiped Her backside until She climaxed, then lay on Her side so that i could position myself between Her cheeks and lick and taste Her fragrant and delicious anus again and again. i was in seventh heaven.

Before permitting me the pleasure of tasting Her Owner first got Herself aroused by whipping me whilst i fellated one of Her dildo's whilst inhaling the scent of Her used knickers. Owner enjoys striking me like this and She was able to make full use of Her red whip, leaving me with stripes across my backside.

me after my whipping

stripey buns

fellating cock

Before She whipped me Owner had first tenderised my tits and the plums of my clit with Her metal ball implement. i find this quite an uncomfortable experience, especially when She strikes my caged clit and bit with it, and have a tendency to wriggle around a lot unless i am secured. At home i am always hogtied before being struck this way but i had forgotten to bring anything and so Owner had to resort to trying to pacify me with the double ended dildo whilst pinning me down with Her foot, like this

what a lovely foot Owner has

On the Friday night Owner took me out for a lovely Turkish meal and on the Saturday evening we went full on decadent and ate in our hotel room. It was a wonderfully relaxed evening. i was even also allowed to have a gin and tonic.

Owner even took the time to do a little photoshoot of yours truly in our hotel room. You can see how i turned out below

not quite Jane Austen

On the Sunday Owner took me to a pretty little cafe called Sweet Little Things for an extremely decadent brunch/lunch of milkshake and pancakes. The cafe is super cute!

brunch in Sweet Little Things cafe

Brunch as followed by a wonderful two hours spent in the Thermae spa, which includes an open-air rooftop spa in the centre of Bath that overlooks the city. It was a wonderfully indulgent experience and a great place to people watch, although what others made of me is anyone's guess.

It was a great weekend. Owner and i both hugely enjoyed. She left relaxed and sexually satisfied and i remained blissfully frustrated and denied. It was the perfect weekend away.

i leave you with some images of the city itself

Bath Abbey

 

the oldest part of the Abbey - about one thousand years old

old indoor market

unusual shop-lined bridge - one of only a few in the world

the Thermae spa

street in Bath