It Shouldn't Really Happen to a Pet....

A comment on my last post from Sissy Kaaren (about the lock of her chastity device lock once an airport security scanner) reminded me of a post that Owner and i had previously talked about me writing but which i had never quite got around to doing. Well here goes. The following are all real things that have happened over the 14 years that Owner and i have been together. Each was, at the time, rather embarassing, but also quite funny. All could only happen to someone or a couple who enjoy the kind of relationship that Owner and i do and the activities that accompany this.

Yes, what follows is a list of embarassing predicaments or mis-haps that have come our way over the years. Each is true. It would be great to hear of any other similar mishaps or incidents that readers have also had to go through but which in turn have all helped to make us who we all are today.

Anyway, here goes with my list:

• the time i accidentally sent a Christmas wishlist intended for Owner to my parents and my sister - i bet they never had never thought of a butt plug as a seasonal for me before!
• the time in Ireland whilst staying in a tiny little holiday cottage that the cleaner unexpectedly let herself into the building just as Owner was about to fuck me with Her strapon on the downstairs coffee table - ooops!
• the time at work when a colleague suddenly announced (whilst looking rather confused) that he had just found a suspender strap on the floor - the minute i saw it i knew whose it was!
• the time at Rome airport when the immigration officer decided to do a full and very public inspection of the suitcase Owner and i had with us for our little weekend trip - you can guess the things he found inside
• the time when Owner's sister stumbled across a picture she really was not supposed to see whilst she was staying with us
• the time i accidentally emailed a colleage with the same name (and hence very similar work email addresses) a copy of an 'interesting' short story i was writing that i had meant to email to myself to work on whilst away on a work trip
• the time when, whilst my dad was staying with us, he looked at me most oddly at breakfast and i realised i had, without thinking, started to eat my breakfast from the metal dog's bowl i am expected eat all my food from - we don't even have a dog!
• the one and only time i have ever needed to be transported by ambulance to a hospital when, of course, i happened t only be wearng a pink dressing gown and had no opportunity to 'make myself a bit more decent'
• the time when i accidentally texted the builder, who had installed a new front door the day before, a message intended for Owner that described what clothes and knickers i was wearing that day and in which i referred to myself as 'slutty pet' - i then had to face the same builder a few hours later! Mercifully, the subject of the stray text was never raised.
• the time my Mum suddenly said to me when  I visited one time 'Are you wearing make-up?' - to which obviously the answer was 'yes' 
• the time on my 'hen party' that i got a little carried away and took off my knickers near London Bridge for a quick, naughty photo with Owner, when suddenly a gaggle of tourists appeared around the corner and i had to hastily drop to the ground and to hide the fact that i was 'completely commando'

There are countless other 'near misses' to add to these as well and no doubt there will be more to come over the years. Have any readers experienced similar mishaps?

Zagreb Treat(s)

Owner and i have just returned from a wonderful long weekend to Zagreb in Croatia. The trip was a present to me from Owner for my birthday and She booked us into a wonderful 5-star hotel in the city, the Esplanade that used to be popular with travellers on the Orient Express and has been host to royalty, film stars and celebrities across the ages. It really was a special place with a wonderful style and ambiance, the perfect spot for a photo shoot!

But, before that there was the city to enjoy and explore. We had a lovely time exploring the old town and eating some great food. We also visited a couple of fascinating museums, the Museum of Broken Relationships (some very sad stories of loves lost) and the 80s Museum (an apartment full-of items and memorabilia from Yugoslavia in the 1980s - again quite poignant given the terrible wars that were just around the corner).

Here are a couple of pictures from Zagreb

Zagreb market

But back to the wonderful hotel! Owner made good use of the sumptuous surroundings to do a great photo shoot of me roaming around in the corridors in one of my new dresses and then a second series of photos of me in my new nighties in the bedroom. It was great fun to do - here are some of the pictures

the lift lobby on our floor

prowling the staircase

and the corridors...

in our room in my new nightie

My birthday treats were far from over though. This morning Owner first straddled my back whilst pleasuring Herself to orgasm with Her vibrator and then took me using Her new strapon harness pants and Her favourite strapon whilst again pleasuring Herself to another orgasm. As Owner thrust into me i thrust happily and greedily along the length of Her shaft, revelling in the sensation of being fucked by Her.  i was safely locked up in chastity as Owner took me (as i was all trip - only briefly swapping my metal cage for a plastic one to clear airport security)- it was a wonderful way to end the trip!

More Dice Challenges

As mentioned in my last post Owner has introduced the concept of my having to undertake challenges when working from home which are determined by the roll of one of the new dice she has created for this specific purpose. The dice allows different activities to be written and described on each face. If i am working from home then Owner requires that i roll the dice to determine what challenge or activity i will be required to perform. This new game started mid-way through last week, just after my birthday, with having to deep throat the double-ended dildo once an hour for three hours.

Well, this week i worked from home yesterday and today. Yesterday i had the relatively simple task of wearing nipple clamps for twenty minutes. I attached clover clamps to my nipples at the start of a teleconference and wore them for the specified time.

Today's challenge was rather more risque and humiliating. It required that i go outside at some point during the day and take a photo of my knickers on my head, Well, I am pleased to report that i completed it successfully taking a photo outside in our street. In fact, i did it twice as the first time i realised i was not happy with the photo as you could not see my knickers very well and so i went back outside and did the challenge again! Owner insists that is not the real reason at all and that the real reason is simply that i am an exhibitionist - She is, of course, correct.

Anyway, this is what i was wearing when i went outside:

my home working uniform for the day

And this is me in our street

Oops - I seem to have come out with no knickers on - no i haven't, they are on my head!

The dice are certainly bringing a new dimension to working from home!

Birthday Plus

Yesterday saw me celebrate what will be my last year in my forties. i was really lucky, Owner treated me to a whole series of wonderful surprises. She is taking me to Zagreb in Croatia for a long weekend as a birthday treat and she also took me out to dinner and has booked a restaurant for the two of us this weekend as well - see i said i was lucky! In addition to this Owner also bought me a lovely green dress. It is gorgeous

me and my lovely new green dress

Separately, Owner has also devised a new dice game for when i am working from home. She ordered some more dice that allow Her to customise what appears on the faces. This time the dice contains a series of 'activities' that i need to do if working from home. Today was the first day we got to use the dice and i rolled a 'deepthroat new dildo once every hour for 3 hours'

One of Owners' new dice games

Well, there were worse things that it could have landed on, such as to take a picture of myself outside with my knickers on my head! Anyway, i am pleased to report that i completed my deep throat task to day and have the photo montage to prove it

deep throat fun

What a lucky, slutty pet i am!

Chastity and Home Working Fun

First off i am excited to report that tonight i was returned to chastity and, what's more the chastity dice determined that i will be locked up for at least two months. The dice will be rolled again on the 11th March.

The verdict of the dice

Locking the device

Today, Owner also came up with another suggestion for the dice. It is a special dice that Owner can write on and so can constantly change the instructions on each face. Now whenever i work from home i am always expected to text Owner and enquire whether She has particular 'instructions' for me. Sometimes She asks that i be plugged and such like. She has even instructed me to go into the street with humiliating signs attached to me. Anyway, today She advised that She will also start using the dice as a means of giving me 'activities' to perform whilst i am working from home. i am very excited at what might lay in store.

In fact, talking of working from home, i think i surprised our downstairs neighbour earlier this week. It was actually one of my days off, Owner was at work, and i was dressed in a short skirt, stockings, bra, blouse and slippers when the doorbell rang. Thinking it likely a delivery i bounded down the stairs only to be surprised to discover it was our neighbour wanting to ask me something. It was too late to try and make any attempt to conceal my outfit and the only option was to brazen it out and chat to her.

in my comfy slippers

She seemed somewhat surprised by my appearance but said nothing and it wasn't long before i was updating Owner about my unexpected encounter!

Mind you, that was as nothing compared to the outfit i was wearing working from home today for 'dress down Friday', and of course we received two deliveries in the mail so the delivery people had a surprise too. Luckily this time there was no encounter with our neighbour.

Today's 'dress down Friday' home working outfit

Honestly, i am such an exhibitionist!

Oral Training - Practice

As mentioned in my last post Owner permitted me to purchase a 12 inch double-ended dildo with which to practise cock sucking. It is both longer, slightly narrower and more flexible than the dildo i had been practising before with and so i hoped that i might be able to better deepthroat the new dildo.

We were away over the New Year staying with Owners' family in Spain and so today was the first time i got to have practise session with it. As i had thought it might the new dildo slips past the back of my throat more easily than the other, firmer and fatter dildo i had been practising with, making it much easier to properly deepthroat. i was not able to quite get the full 12 inches down but i am sure that, with practise i could eventually. i think i managed about 9 inches. i really enjoy deepthroating and hope to be able to practise and perfect my technique with this new toy. You can see how i got on in the pictures and videos below;

my throat ended up nice and gooey

Mmmmmm

By the way, for those of you who are statistically minded and interested in such things, i ended up being permitted 6 orgasms during 2018. Am i odd to be hoping for less in 2019? Owner will, as always, decide.

New Toys

Owner and i made use of some of the early sales to update out toy collection. We purchased some new 'pegging pants' for Owner which we are delighted to say also fits the bigger vibrating dildo we have which has a much fatter head and shaft. Owner also bought some nipple suction cups to further enlarge my nipples and permitted me to purchase a 12 inch double-ended flexible dildo to practice some more advanced deep-throating with. Here are our purchases laid out on our bed:

They arrived Thursday and we are heading off to Spain on Sunday so we might not get a chance to use them until we get back, but they will be something fun to return to when we arrive home.

i have also asked Owner if i might return to chastity when we get back, i have been unlocked since September, and remain locked except for our monthly dice game when i get to roll a dice to determine if i might be set temporarily free. It was a fun game and i always feel i am a much better submissive when kept locked up, though i know Owner also enjoys having me uncaged and available to play with at times.

i hope to return to being the proper wife and submissive Owner expects and enjoys in 2019. Things slipped a little in the second half of this year and my performance has been sub par. She deserves better and i am happiest when i am working and performing at my best for Her.

Incidentally, this year also marked the 10th anniversary of this blog (i first posted in September 2008). How time flies but what an incredible journey i have had with Owner. She is, quite simply, the best.

Wishing all of our readers a wonderful New Year and may all of your dreams and desires come true in 2019.

Merry Christmas One And All

Christmas day started with an early morning stuffing as Owner fucked me with Her glass dildo whilst pleasuring Herself with Her vibrator! She brought Herself off as yours truly slid up and down the clear shaft. Once satiated Owner reached around and played with my clitty as i continued to fuck myself until i came ll over my babydoll. What a wonderful start to the day!

Next-up was breakfast panetone and then calls to relatives to wish them well before i hot footed into the shower, did my make-up and then donned my 'sext' Santa outfit. Then come mid-morning it was time to get my act in gear and start cooking the goose. i have wanted to have goose on Christmas day for years and years and this year, as we are both spending Christmas together rather than with relatives Owner suggested we give it a try. A whole goose would have been somewhat excessive for just two people and so we bought some breast and legs to roast together with roast potatoes, parsnips and Brussel sprouts (incidentally - if you have never roasted sprouts before you will never settle for boiled ones again!)

Having never previously cooked goose i was a little anxious about how it would turn out but it was a success (thank you Jamie Oliver) and meal over we headed out to the park for a walk and a photo shoot of me in my outfit. You can see some images from the day below.

in our local park

posing in my Santa outfit

Does my bum look big in this? Hope so :)

getting the Goose ready for the oven

Now it's time to cuddle up and watch something on TV.

Merry Christmas everybody from Owner and me

Christmas Nails and Treats

Owner and i both went to the theatre yesterday to watch a matinee performance of 'The Merry Wives of Windsor' at the Barbican - which was excellent - before heading out for some drinks and then on for a meal. We haven't been to the theatre for a while and both really enjoyed the production and subsequent evening out.

Whilst we were out Owner decreed that we should spend today (Sunday) in our pyjamas all day doing nothing other than relaxing and watching films (we're going to watch some of the recent Star Wars films). We started the day in fine style. After breakfast i did my nails, using a colour of Owners choosing

my polished nails and silk dressing gown

As soon as the polish had dried Owner suggested we go back to bed. No sooner had She joined me than Her hands began to explore my body and strip me out of my gown and babydoll until i was completely naked next to Her. Owner then took my clitty and began to spank it, gently at first and then more firmly, starting with Her hand and then progressing to a leather swat, spreading my legs open to afford Her easier access.

It has been a while since She last spanked my clit this way and the pleasure was wonderful. Next She attached clamps to my nipples and asked draped Her fragrant panties across my face. My clitty throbbed in excitement as She spanked it further whilst i inhaled Her scent. My nipples throbbed painfully.

Owner asked if i would like to smell Her properly and after begging to inhale Her scent direct from Her perfumed pussy She positioned Herself above me and had me sniff and inhale Her. Owner teased me like that for a while, forbidding me to taste Her, simply inhale before then permitting me to lick Her clitoris and taste Her sex. She tasted divine.

Owner beat my clit further and tormented my throbbing nipples some more. Then She asked would i like to lick Her arsehole? i replied eagerly (i love having my tongue deep inside Her anus). Owner sat astride my face and then lowered Herself down directly onto my straining tongue which slipped inside Her. Taking Her vibrator Owner then pleasured Herself to orgasm whilst riding my tongue. As She came i felt the wonderful sensation of Her sphincter muscles contracting and spasming against my tongue.

Owner climbed off and tormented my clitty some more before bringing Herself to a further orgasm with Her toy whilst instructing me to keep my clit hard for Her. Then She straddled my waist and rubbed Herself up and down the length of my excited little clit, stroking it and caressing it until i could hold back no more and begged Her for permission to cum. Permission granted my back arched and muscles spasmed as i decorated my belly with mess.

As i write Owner is sat opposite researching strapons for Her to buy in the early seasonal sales.We are both working tomorrow (Christmas Eve) but it already feels like Christmas has arrived :)

Sorry For The Absence

This is just a brief update to say sorry for the lack of posting of late. Owner and i are still good it is just other things in life have been monopolising our time and attention a lot of late. Owner is unhappy at work, i am super busy at mine and we are both really stressed out by the unfolding disaster that is Brexit.

That aside, we have had some moments of relaxation and fun as well when we have been able to cast our current stresses and worries aside and live life as we both enjoy it. One such period was back in September when we took a two week holiday to the High Tatras mountains area of Slovakia. We had a lovely time walking and hiking in the mountains and exploring some of the local towns and villages. i even managed to do a bikini photo shoot on one of the mountain trails, the results of which you can see below.

Some of the mountain scenery was truly spectacular

 As too were the caves

Then in October Owner and i went celebrated our 13th anniversary (how times flies when you are having fun!) at a hotel in London and then the following month Owner took me to another hotel (again in London). Owner has started to do a digital photography course and She used the opportunity to test some of Her learning to date with a fun doing little photoshoot. You can see some of the results of Her work below

It was good fun to do and we spent the evening enjoying a lovely meal out together.

Now we are both counting down the days to Xmas. Unusually, we are spending it together this year and Owner has just ordered me a lovely Xmas outfit to wear from I Love Lola (see below)

Hopefully this will provide an opportunity to do a photoshoot challenge in our local park on Xmas day! We did one a few years back with me in my 'sexy' elf outfit which quite literally stopped traffic!

The downside of my having been so busy and stressed of late is that i have not been the playful pet that i now Owner enjoys. Hopefully Xmas will provide an opportunity for a little relaxation and fun. It has also meant that i have been less good at keeping on top of my chores and duties and generally not being the wife that Owner deserves. i know that i need to improve and get back to providing Owner with the service She deserves from Her wife. i have also spent the time since our September holidays out of chastity, which is rarely a good thing! Hopefully i will be locked up again soon.

Wishing all of our readers well and sorry for the absence.