4 Drunk Ladies And A Dog

Owner and i had an unexpectedly entertaining evening last night in a pub along the River Thames at Hammersmith. We arrived in West London after lunch to watch a matinee performance of a new feminist interpretation of the story Dracula. We both agreed that, whilst the attempt to explore this timeless tale through the eyes of Mina Harker, the only protagonist to survive the original story, was an innovative one the execution was somewhat muddled. Still, it was an entertaining couple of hours.

After curtains up we left the theatre and took a stroll along the River Thames to one of our favourite riverside pubs in West London, The Dove.  To our surprise there were some seats available inside and so we settled ourselves down to enjoy a couple of drinks and partake of our favourite activity, people watching. We were not to be disappointed.

What followed was a most entertaining few hours. A couple of women arrived with a dog, which we later learnt was called Luna and settled themselves down near to us. Not long after a pair of Australian women walked in and soon the women near us and the Australians became fast friends. Owner and i were drawn in to their increasingly merry conversations. At one point one of the women ended up lying sprawled on the floor between table and stools. 

It transpired that the Australians had been best friends who had each divorced their husbands to form a relationship of their own. The other couple were friends who had not seen each other for 15 years. They bought us drinks and Owner and i maintained a constant supply of snacks for the, seemingly ravenous, Luna. At one point one of the Lesbian pair shouted out that i looked 'pretty'.

It was an eventful evening.

Owner even managed to take a couple of pictures of yours truly wantonly showing off my bra in the pub

Something i had also done earlier in the day in the theatre. Honestly, you can't take me anywhere!

Whilst we were out Owner also advised me of Her plans for how i am to celebrate my birthday next year. Something that readers may not know is Owner is a big fan of WWE wrestling, She often watches matches whilst i am caged. Anyway, there is a slap down, or whatever it is one calls it, coming to London next year on the day of my birthday, in January. So my birthday will be spent with Owner watching one of Her favourite 'sports'.

 

Wrestling is not something i had ever really watched or paid much attention to. However, Owner has let me watch some matches with Her and has also spent time patiently explaining to me the nature of the 'show'. She now teases me about how much i love the women's costumes and how much i must wish i could wear those too. Which is very true. The women wrestlers are, i admit, most impressive. Almost as impressive as their outfits.

 

It promises to be an entertaining event and i can think of no better birthday present than being able to spend time with Owner whilst lusting after sequined hot pants and bikinis. i can't wait and will be counting down the months.

 

However, Owner also knows what an attention craving exhibitionist slut i am and so has an additional plan in mind, one that She informed me about last night. She announced that will be buying me a new manga/anime trap outfit and taking me to Anime con in London next year, in February. Once again i will be expected to take part in the stage performance section, where i will have to show myself off in my outfit to a conference hall full of strangers.

 

Owner took me to to a previous anime con in 2020 and had me appear on stage, in my trap manga maids outfit whilst also in chastity. i was nervous as hell, possibly the most nervous i have ever been, but it was such a thrill to do and appear on stage like that. i am already super excited at the prospect of doing so again next year!

 

More exciting thrills are closer to hand next weekend as Owner and i are spending the night at a fully-equipped BDSM dungeon as part of our 20th anniversary celebrations. It is amazing what you can find on AirBnB! The dungeon also has its own website. 

 

In the meantime, the past week passed without incident. i did all of my chores and was caged for the evening on Thursday, this time with a full 1kg of weights suspended from my very stretched pierced tits. Then on Friday i was permitted out unaccompanied by Owner to attend a memorial service for a friend and former colleague who recently died. It was lovely meeting up with former workmates but even nicer to return home. i made sure to only stay out for a short while before returning back to where i belong, home with Owner.

 

Unfortunately, i have earnt a fully justified punishment. i took out some sausages from the freezer to de-frost in the fridge mid-week.  However, more than 3 days passed before i proposed cooking with them. That is unacceptable. The sausages were disposed of and i will be punished. 

Mid-Fifties Approaches + 2025 Calendar

This week, Thursday to be precise, will see me hit fifty-five years young. OMG, where did the years go? Owner has a number of treats and gifts planned for me. She has ordered a birthday cake and a new 'inverted' chastity device. She is also taking me to Frankfurt in Germany for the weekend. She has also determined that i will have an opportunity to be briefly fucked by the huge tentacle dildo whilst fellating one of Her own dildo's and that i must also walk a lap of our local park whilst wearing a butt plug and nipple clamps. This on top of the outdoor challenge that Her dice will decide for me on the day of my birthday. Finally, Owner has also requested that i perform a strip-tease for Her based upon Jamie Lee Curtis's strip in the movie True Lies. i am indeed a very lucky submissive, slutty, exhibitionist housewife and lucky to have such a wonderful Owner with whom to share my life in what will also be our twentieth year together.

i am trying to start the year as i finished the last one by keeping up with my Spanish studies, my exercises and my housework. Over the festive period i sent Owner my annual self-appraisal of the year that had just gone. We agreed that my performance in the first part of the year had been acceptable but that my work commitments had increasingly come to interfere until early winter when i was able to wrestle back a degree of normality. The year had also been marked by an increased level of control over me by Owner, control we both welcome. We will be sitting down to jointly review my performance and Owners' expectations of me going forward in the coming weeks.

Meanwhile, last night i took Owner to see Cabaret at the Kit Kat Club in London. It was a great show and performance. At one point a few members of the audience were lucky enough to be selected to join some of the performers on-stage. Sadly, i was not one of them. Owner remarked that i must have spent the whole performance wanting to wear the lingerie that many of the cast spent a lot of their time wearing. It was true, i was quite envious. The two of us went also went for a meal beforehand.

me in the pre-theatre restaurant

i end with a shameless bit of self-promotion. Each year for the past few hears i have published a calendar. Well, i am pleased to announce that the 2025 poppet subslut calendar is, better late than never, now available to buy. Click on the image below if you are interested.

The pictures are a mix of old and new ones of me and were all taken by Owner. Any sales income goes to Her.

Meantime, i leave you with a little video Owner took of me doing some morning stretches whilst we were in Her flat in Spain over the New Year.

Do Subs Dream of Electric Clamps?

Today is the last day of my birthday countdown, tomorrow i hit 53 (OMG!) To mark the occasion Owner came up with another new and novel countdown present idea. Today, in return for being caned with Her thick cane i would receive a surprise present. 

The present i received after my caning had been administered was an electric shock device - a set of clamps attached to a device that can send variable intensities of electric shocks through you. Owner has never incorporated the use of electric shocks into Her training of me, until this point. Apparently, She first tested the device on Her finger one day when i was out to satisfy Herself that it was working. Test passed today She applied it to my nipples and then my caged clit for the first time.

Well, it turns out that i am quite the wuss when it comes to being electrocuted. Even the lowest setting of 1 (the device goes up to 15) had me squealing. It is programmable and you can set it to deliver different cycles or frequencies of shocks over different periods of time, and of varying intensity. Owner beamed with delight as i twisted and contorted myself in discomfort as the machine zapped my nipples, She then tested it out on my  'labia' - with similar results.

Owner informed me how much She enjoyed witnessing my reaction, especially as i clearly found the experience unpleasant, and that i can expect to be electrocuted by Her on a regular basis.  i am certainly in need of some practice if i am going to be able to start to build-up my ability to withstand being tortured by the device. What a wonderful present to end my birthday countdown with. Now it just remains to be seen what surprise is in store for the actual day itself.

my bottom post-caning

the electric torture device

electrocuted tits

Owner is taking me for dinner after work tomorrow and has also bought me a lovely birthday cake, then this coming weekend She is taking me to a hotel near Kings Cross. In preparation She took me shopping today and bought me a lovely pink, velvet dress for me to pose in. i can't wait!

Birthday Countdown Tests, Challenges and Tribulations

Some of you may have wondered why i have not been posting like the over-excitable pet i am this week about my birthday countdown, well the answer is that i have been ill...again. i spent much of last weekend in bed, then returned to work Monday (the day the countdown began) but may have been a bit over-optimistic as to whether or not i was fully recovered or not as i started to then feel unwell ungain, ending up taking more time off sick. Note to self, when ill you are ill and don't try pretend otherwise.

Anyway, a consequence of my less than 100% state has been that i got behind with some of my countdown tasks. Whilst Owner likes to give me uncomfortable things to do and greatly enjoys beating me, when i am ill She insists i take things easy and generally looks after me. Countdowns, punishments etc can wait until i am feeling better.

So it was not until last night that i was feeling up to completing an overdue countdown task, and it was a painful one. However, i am delighted to report that i completed it successfully. The task required me being placed in my cage for 30 minutes, gagged and chained up. However, i was also instructed to wear an 30 mini pegs on my caged clit for the duration of the 30 minutes and to have my teats clamped - that in addition to having the heavy metal chain suspended from them on hooks as is always the case when i am caged.

i confess that i drooled a lot as i knelt there, waiting for the thirty minutes to elapse. My heavily clamped caged clit also became increasingly uncomfortable as the minutes counted down, not least because my knees are quite spread apart when i am caged (so that i fit under the desk) with my clit brushing against the floor. Normally this makes no difference but with so many pegs attached to my bits each time i shifted position some of them caught on my mat, tugging at my 'labia'.

Despite that when the 30 minutes was up i felt a bit conflicted as i knew the worst was still to come, removing the pegs. This is by far the most uncomfortable part of the process. Anyway, i successfully completed my task and was rewarded with my countdown present - a beautiful jewellery box which i am thrilled with.

In my cage with my locked clit clamped

counting down the minutes in my cage

the beautiful jewellery box i was given in return as a countdown present

Meantime, today i have been set a slightly different countdown task in that i have already been given the present, a beautiful pair of stockings with matching suspender belt. My instruction was to then wear these outside with a skirt. Here are some pictures of me modelling my new stockings and suspenders in our street. 

 

yes, it's bin collection day

gratuitous upskirt shot

It was quite a windy day and my phone kept getting blown over, despite its stand, when i was taking them. A number of people noticed what i was doing and stared at me as they were walking, but i am happy to say i simply ignored them and carried on posing like the little slut i am. The pictures do, however, seem a little tame so maybe i am still not fully recovered from my earlier illness after all.

Another of the tasks that i was set, which got delayed as a result of my illness, in return for another present was to be whipped 200 times with the short red whip i bought as a gift for Owner last year. i got it so that Owner has a whip She can easily take with Her on our travels. The whipping was combined with a weekly task of standing for 30 minutes with my hands over my head and sniffing a pair of Owners' used panties It is pretty effective. This is the outcome of the whipping i received from Her

me with a red bottom - Owners' used panties still on head

In return, i was presented with these lovely earrings

Now that i am feeling better i am also catching up on some of my usual weekly challenges and tasks that have not yet happened so far this week, like 5 minutes of deep-throat training with Owner's silver dildo.

Owners' 'cock' dripping in saliva

Ready....

Steady....

Go!

i wonder what tomorrow will bring?

The Countdown Has Begun

Owner has now started the countdown to my birthday. Starting on Monday this week i extract a special envelope each day from Her box of individually wrapped surprise. Each envelope contains a set of instructions which, if/when completed, result in my receiving a countdown present.

Things began yesterday morning with an instruction that in order to receive my gift i was to spend all day out of chastity and be naked from the waist down with a ribbon tied around my clitty. Little did my work colleagues know that, were my laptop screen to slip and the camera to point down, they would have received quite a surprise! The gift i received for completing my task was a super cute unicorn pin badge which says 'I'm a F***ING unicorn' on it - most apt i think.

me ready for work ;)

countdown envelope and present

countdown instruction inside envelope

my new 'dress-down' work attire - every office needs a slut

 

which explains why unicorns have their horns :)

Today's card and gift was opened after work today (Tuesday). The card stated that i could receive a  gift in return for receiving 200 tickles (i am super ticklish - something Owner likes to occasionally exploit). Anyway, to cut to the chase i was tickled but received 3 lovely bottles of nail polish as a present in return.

my instructions for today

attacked by the tickle monster

yay - nail polish!

i am excited to find out what i might receive tomorrow.

We're Back - Belated Happy New Year

A very belated Happy New Year one and all from Owner and i. We arrived back on these shores yesterday evening after returning together from Spain. You may recall that Owner flew out to be with Her family just before Christmas and then i flew out to join Her on the 29th December after spending Christmas, first with my Dad and then with my Mum.

Owner and i both missed each other terribly so it was lovely to be reunited. Owner had tested positive for Covid before She left but thankfully She was negative by the Christmas Eve and so was able to spend the evening celebrating with Her parents and siblings. i then got to join everyone out there in good time for New Years eve and the eating of the grapes. Whilst waiting to catch our flight back Owner got me this super cute set of 'cow' earrings - which i love.

During our period of enforced separation i asked Owner if i might be permitted the use of the internet/computer 'out of hours' - to stop me from going stir crazy. This was granted, albeit on the condition that i will be banned from using the internet this coming weekend and am also required to spend the time between 5.30 and 6.30pm this Saturday and Sunday locked securely in my cage. i am also to spend an additional 30 minutes caged before i join Owner in bed. i am grateful to Owner for acceding to my request and thank Her for taking the time to advise on a suitable punishment as a consequence.

Owner also has some sort of surprise(s) in store for me. The 16th of January is not just the day when i will next be rolling the chastity dice and completing an outdoor challenge, it is also my birthday (53 - OMG!). Owner has stated that She has created a seven-day countdown commencing on Monday next week. i have no idea what this countdown might involve but i am nervously excited to find out. In the meantime, i keep staring at the countdown box that Owner has strategically positioned in our lounge, wondering what might be inside. i will, of course, keep readers posted.

decorated countdown box - front

decorated countdown box - rear

 Happy New Year all.